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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My mental image is now a snail wizard who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

[–] Assman 8 points 2 years ago

Gary? Yes, that is what they used to call me.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dark Gary doesn't seem to care. Light Gary however seems to be looking out for you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Dark Gary does have a bit of a honey badger vibe.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There are two Garys inside you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Tell them to Funk off I didn't consent to this wtf

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Inside you there are two wolves, and they're both Gary

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

A Gary divided against himself cannot stand.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dark Gary seems to know what he is doing. My bets are on dark Gary

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dark Gary hasn't spotted us yet. Light Gary has.

Or... maybe Dark Gary has spotted us and isn't letting on... fuuuuck...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Dark Gary knows. You can just tell.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dark Gary seems to have that dog in him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unlike light Gary, who's in the dog

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

A true battle of good Vs evil

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Light Gary.

Both are equally strong, but when they're gasping for their last breath, Light Gary has more friends to come save him. It is only statistically though. Something like 53/52. The difference being someone's great grandmother not thinking much of Dark Gary generel appearance.

Once again Light Gary is saved by decades old fashion advice.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The light is forever. The darkness is just for a moment.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean, speaking literally, it is sadly the reverse

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm talking about light, here. Light.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Light is emitted through energy

Entropy guarantees energy will one day run out

No matter how long light shines on a place, darkness is waiting to pounce as soon as the energy dies

The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed of darkness

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Conservation of matter, the light just moves.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Darkness knows that the Light is a candle burning away and patience will see the heat death of the universe wrapped in Darkness. The end will see no Light. Whatever remains will wander alone, forever in the Dark.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

There are two sides to every Gary.

[–] smuuthbrane 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Personally I prefer Charcoal Gary

[–] smuuthbrane 6 points 2 years ago

He's a solid guy for a cookout.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

He ain't got nothing on Pumpkin Gary.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Didn't know you could purchase humans off of amazon /j

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I thought that was Wayfair...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

No matter who wins, we lose