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[–] [email protected] 102 points 10 months ago

I feel like there's a certain irony in someone who grew up poor, likely eating the cheapest tomato sauce available, selling $13 jars of tomato sauce to the very place he grew up in

[–] [email protected] 79 points 10 months ago (1 children)

$13 per jar? Fuck all the way off.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (5 children)

It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt or your first condom.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

You don't like old gum?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

They said "It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Look at this guy who doesn't buy merch...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

this would honestly make more sense if it was just a labelled empty jar, but when they put actual sauce in it stops being a novelty item and starts being food, and 13 bucks for a jar of sauce is hilarious

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So then you are really just paying for the label?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Of course, just like most branded goods.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Now I wonder where my forst condom ended up. Certainly I didn't use it.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (3 children)

No surprise. This isn't food, it's a cool thing to put on your nerd shelf. If this was at your local grocery store at the same price as the store brand no one would give a shit.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I hope they dump out the sauce and wash the jar. I don't want to think of 10-year-old jars of sauce with the lid popped up showing obvious pathogens on the inside sitting on people's shelves as collector's items.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

^ There’s vomit on his sweater already

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

^ Mom's Spaghetti

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

If this was in a store at the same price as normal sauce I'd definitely buy it because my partners a huge fan and that way I could get some and it'd be a reasonable price for the nerd shelf.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

"as the store brand" meaning, if it were the same exact item with no branding, you wouldn't give a shit

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

I'd also be willing to bet it's actually really great sauce.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (2 children)

He's gotta make up for all the money he lost on NFTs.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I haven’t watched cable in years. I was at a hotel once flipping through the channels and I came across the Vh1 music awards. Eminem and some other dude did a while music video showcasing board apes. It was super cringe. It’s one thing to sell out. I expect every celebrity to leverage their name for a little money. It’s a completely different story to try and promote a failed pyramid scheme.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Why do I feel like this would just be a jar of unseasoned tomato paste with some cigarette ash mixed in?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

...you don't like extra cancer spice in your sauce?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

And some crushed vicodin sprinkled on the top

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

More likely to just be Ragu... With some cigarette ash mixed in.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

This has been quite an exciting past few years in pasta

Well then. Neat.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I love this! I wonder what all the fuss is about. I'll have to try some.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Well, if it sold out within hours, I doubt anyone bought it for the taste...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Imagine going up to Eminem and saying, "I had Yo Mama's spaghetti!" Twenty years ago, you wouldn't have had a jaw afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Cuz it had dropped to the floor from a scathing limerick possibly involving a sweater?

[–] slackassassin 1 points 10 months ago

Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Guaranteed to make to vomit on your sweater.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Mom's Spaghetti Pasta Sauce is sold in 25-ounce jars for $13 each or two for $25."We developed this sauce, Mom's spaghetti and the Sghetti sandwich," Catallo of Union Joints said. "We started having fun with it and seeing where it will take us ever since."

Sghetti sandwich. Sghetti wrestling? Someone tell James Cameron that we need to raid the bar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W76D67Xs5l0

Also, I clearly should have become a white rapper so I could sell bullshit for hundreds of times markup to dolts.