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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt or your first condom.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You don't like old gum?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They said "It is a momento to collect, like a concert tshirt".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Look at this guy who doesn't buy merch...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So then you are really just paying for the label?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Of course, just like most branded goods.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

this would honestly make more sense if it was just a labelled empty jar, but when they put actual sauce in it stops being a novelty item and starts being food, and 13 bucks for a jar of sauce is hilarious

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Now I wonder where my forst condom ended up. Certainly I didn't use it.