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[–] [email protected] 159 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The introduction of gators into the Alps would certainly garner attention.

[–] Chais 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I guess with the lower temperature they'd be less of a threat.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only for the short term, they'll adapt and be stronger than ever

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

And don’t forget, these aren’t normal gators…

These are meth-fueled Florida gators who are as likely to ban books as they are maul a skier.

The Alps won’t know what hit ‘em.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Then I'd be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!

[–] [email protected] 186 points 10 months ago (5 children)

My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit

[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

I bet they would if you called it that

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (10 children)

Sweden here we only get 5 weeks vacay. 480 days parental leave though.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

People in America and Japan… “‘only’ 5 weeks?!”

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Tuscan farmer: that's strange, I don't remember there being a meth lab there...

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago (9 children)

So I get rid of the land border with France, but in exchange I get a land border with USA - possibly the only worse country.

Also we lose Sicily and their awesome food and women but we get to keep Sardinia, where the best food is cheese with worms and the best women are one meter tall with moustache.

Bad deal man.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

And remember you get a border with the worst part of the USA, even better!

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Putting the Vatican below the Bible belt is going to be a disaster

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Nah most of the bible belt are baptists, evangelicals, and people who don't even believe in Christianity but use it as a cover for their fascist bullshit. There is no universe where they would get along with Catholics. Having them be that close to the Catholics would probably result in another protestant vs catholic war.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

Nah not really, the catholic church loves going below the belt

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Well, the Italian government is going full-on neo-fascist, so it'd probably be a wash, but the food would be so much better!

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (3 children)

NO GOD PLEASE NO

Being in the EU is like the one good part of the Italian government, if you take that out I guarantee we’ll somehow manage to be even worse neighbors than Florida

[–] where_am_i 13 points 10 months ago

Likewise. Having trump and orban derail EU together is my worst nightmare. Please, keep an eye on your Florida. Don't let it sh1t in my backyard.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I live in Georgia USA I've been to FL way too many times Europe doesn't deserve this.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I grew up in FL and now live in pacific northwest, still not far enough away....

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Trade Offer:

You receive: Alligators, Meth

You Give: Debt, Mafia

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I second this. Hell I might even third it.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

Why is Italy a penis?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Yes, because the food would be better.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Florida attached to Europe looks mildly like a penis.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Florida ~~attached to Europe~~ looks mildly like a penis.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Florida ~~attached to Europe~~ looks ~~mildly~~ like a penis.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I really don't know who the biggest losers are in that trade.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Europe. Florida has flying cockroaches.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Yes! I don't want Florida in europe!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

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White text on a black background reading "I have a plan"

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (3 children)

That would be awesome.. A Mecca for rednecks/Republicans replaced by walkable cities, a nice countryside, vibrant communities, lovely cafes, and awesome pizza. When does the work begin lol

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago

You take Italy and we sink Florida in the Atlantic. Then it's a deal

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well thank you, but no thank you.

We got enough conservatives as it is.

Sincerely

Your would-be neighbour

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Corsica is now under the sea

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well you see, Florida would have to adapt to EU rules or lose all the EU funding.

And we don't tolerate POS like DeSantis.

So give it time, and it will all settle like it is now.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

You say that, but Berlusconi was Prime Minister of Italy for a long time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

It's the perfect plan

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

just deleting florida would be better

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (4 children)

An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy

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