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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Then I'd be an E.U. citizen? Fuck yeah! Give me two months of vacation!

[–] [email protected] 187 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My condolences, but Florida immediately voted for Flexit

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

I bet they would if you called it that

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That sounds like some shit billy mays would have been shilling on tv 15 years ago.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR FLEXIT, THE ALL IN ONE HOME WORKOUT GYM AND CAR BUMPER REPAIR KIT

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

But wait, there's more! Order now and we'll throw in the Flexit sleeveless shirt, our patented DIY home tattoo kit, and a 6-week supply of bath salts!

[–] Evilsmiley 2 points 1 year ago

Watch them join the british commonwealth to help them cope with the decision

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Sweden here we only get 5 weeks vacay. 480 days parental leave though.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

People in America and Japan… “‘only’ 5 weeks?!”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Don't forget we don't have a limited amount of days were allowed to be sick either.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

So, 5 weeks more than we get! That sounds amazing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Canadian here. I signed a contract with 4weeks of vacation that was changed to 'unlimited' this year. So far I've taken 5 weeks and have a 6th week approved in November.

I haven't used any sick days but they're unlimited. If you take more than 3 in a row, you need a doctors note.

15 weeks parental leave that can be split between partners (father can use none/some/all to look after child while mother goes back to work)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My state now has mandatory parental leave, about a year after me and my wife had decided that we didn't want more kids. Oh well. At least people in the future will benefit.

[–] Evilsmiley 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least youre not the type to try to stop something because you missed the window on benefitting from it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Even if I were it wouldn't apply in this case. Having a society with programs like this in place helps everyone even indirectly. I am fine with greed as long as it goes beyond basic right in front of you.

We all benefit from a better world. Sure some more than others but all at least some.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We don't have 2 months vacation..

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Or hyperbole, apparently :(

Four weeks, two months, whatever, they're both still infinitely more than Americans are guaranteed, which is zero.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

reeeeeee you hate America!!!!!!!!!