Swap coffee and energy drinks. Energy drinks are def the most braindead of the bunch—I know, I used to buy them.

Also where is the “100mg adderall” option?

The last one is plain cheating

Clearly we need to be eating 100% chocolate to get 100% energy.

I'm starting to think it's physically impossible to get enough sleep to where your not tired when you wake up.

Wait, what's this about 90% chocolate? I like chocolate.

There aren't enough hours of sleep for me to go to uni for 8 hours, then go to work for 8 hours and not feel like a mess.

I see teenagers drinking energy drinks and I'm always thinking marketing really works on teenagers. Because those are the only people drinking that shit and they are also trying to appear "cool". So easy targets for marketing.

buddy i get like 10+ hours of sleep, it does jack shit.

If only sleep made me rested

Number 4 is unfair. It's not for lack of trying...

There is another way, but it's a pathway to abilities some consider to be unnatural...

This is mostly accurate. (Except for the fact that coffee and energy drinks need to be switched.) I only need to drink coffee in the morning if I can't sleep properly. On a regular day, I only drink some in the afternoon, and that's only because I just like drinking coffee.

I get enough sleep. I still feel sleepy all the time

I should go see a doctor, but naaah

Where does staying awake by willpower fall?

I will never understand people who think that energy drinks are better than black coffee...

I can't believe no one's mentioned tea. I still drink coffee, but I've replaced my second cup of the day with a pot of green tea, and I'm really into it! For one, it lasts longer than a cup of coffee. And it's warming in the cold months, and refreshing in the hot months.

As a father of a small child, I feel personally attacked by the last point.

I used to think that I was just great at finding ways to get enough sleep while staying up late on the weekend.

Now that I have an infant, though...

Funny enough, half the reason I'm not getting enough sleep anymore is just so I can have some time to myself.

Whenever I drink coffee or energy drinks I become more physically tired than I was before 🫡

Fr. Adequate sleep is amazing.

What do I do if my body demands 12 hours but my work day demands 14?

8 go the sleeping on the job route myself.

I can't sleep after the coffee, energy drinks, and chocolate bar. This is a flawed plan.

If the bottom one actually worked, I wouldn’t do the top three.

Tell that my brain.

My ADHD methodology involves getting good sleep (a lifelong challenge that took me more than thirty years to figure itself) followed by huge amounts of caffeine as zero calorie energy drinks to take the place of prescription stimulants. I also have low blood pressure. So I'm like a whole new person once I've eaten and medicated, but I need a long time to wake up and come around to my full performance level.