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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago (3 children)

First they drugged the spiders, and I said nothing. Then they drugged the lobsters...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oooh does they mean we are getting drugs next??

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

laughs in DEA

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

And I giggled uncontrollably because I was high as hell. I made sure to try the drugs before the lobsters got dosed. 😵

[–] CookieJarObserver 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Aren't lobsters just sea spiders without web?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Probably Sea Cockroaches.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

tjose would be crabs, lobster is more of a sudoscorpion of the sea

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Nobody tell Jordan Peterson.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Pre-dosed lobsters??? Edibles have never been easier!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

this is a million dollar idea right here

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah im getting foie-gras vibes here...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don’t particularly like lobster, it’s overrated, but weed lobster, shit… 😶

[–] TopShelfVanilla 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't care for lobster either, but grilled is somehow different. Excellent even.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

You mean baked lobster, yeah? 😁

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Joe: Hey fellow scientist, I have a great idea for research. First we make a super sick super awesome pressure bong and then....

Fellow Scientist: Then what Joe? We study lobsters here, how are you going to justify getting stoned on work time and with expensive equipment?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Joe: Hold my bong, I got a research grant proposal to write. You got any LSD laying around?

Edit: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34197845/

They infused the lobster with THC.....

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That lobster is about to navigate/fold space for interstellar travel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s about time we abandoned computers and accepted the spice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

the spice is life

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should

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[–] can 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Life is too short for markdown :)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Pair it with a nice chicken breast and you could have yourself a sky & high.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

A restaurateur proposed that exposing lobster to cannabis smoke reduces anxiety and pain during the cooking process.

"I wanna cook it, not torture it ok?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So wait... I might be reading this wrong, but it sounds like they took in the THC (detectable levels in all tissues sampled), but didn't really process or absorb it (minimal nociceptive effects). Did they just infuse a lobster!?

(Edit: fixed a word)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

@ItsGatorSeason
So, they were trying to see if a lobster wouldn't mind being boiled alive if they got it high first? Am I reading that right?
@poplargrove

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

True goal of the experiment: Does a stoned lobster taste better, worse or the same?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

About the same as a rock lobster I'd assume.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34197845/

You aren't that far off. They were trying to see if the lobster wouldn't notice being boiled to death if they got it stoned first, but they just succeeded in infusing the lobster with THC, because they don't have THC receptors.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

We didn't learn anything from suffocating monkeys with weed smoke pumped through gas masks?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Hmm I know dolphins like to get high has anyone tried giving them the?