Like Joe for coffee.
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025
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Fuckin burn lol
It's a lot like making love in a canoe.
... Fucking close to water
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Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
In Finland we call it "non-alcoholic vodka"
In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.
Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name
Just like bears
I fucking love the etymology of animal and food words. My favorite is deer, which is related to the German Tier, and originally meant “animal,” because I imagine early Germanic speakers looking at a deer and thinking “this is it, the quintessential animal.” I get it, honestly.
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I dunno, man. I've heard it being referred to as "aqua-cola". I've also heard it's incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It's practically impossible to resist.
Should've never been started on that shit. I dunno why it's so normalised in society...
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Adam's ale. What my grandpa used to jokingly call it. Edit: someone beat me too it.
Sky Juice in Malaysia
"Council Juice" in N. Ireland.
"Adam's Ale" is in my thesaurus as a synonym for water. I've never heard that one before. lol
There is also Dihydrogen Monoxide.
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Recently heard that cup of Joe comes from the Navy. The guy that banned alcohol on Navy ships and replaced them with coffee was named Joe.
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In French we call it "Chateau Lapompe" which sounds like a wine name but is literally "castle the pump".
Morning brown, morning brown
Get yourself a cup of morning brown
Morning brown, morning frown
What the heck is morning brown?
Well, morning brown is great, you get it
in a cup
Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up
It comes from beans, have it hot or with
ice
In a day, I'd say, only drink it thrice
Morning brown, I'm still not sure
Can you please explain it some more?
It's coffee, ya fuck
Oh, right, yep
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The moist maker
I'll just have a cup of rain, thanks.
Adam's ale (also referred to as Adam's wine, especially in Scotland; sometimes simply called Adam) is a colloquial allusion meaning water. It alludes to the idea that the biblical Adam had only water to drink. This inference gained popularity around the beginning of the 19th-century temperance movement.
...can someone get this guy a history book? Shakespeare alone used 14.
Namely?
Well how else would you use synonyms for a noun?
I was corrected in that he used allegorical terms, but still. Stuff like that can also be considered a nickname.
Even without Shakespeare I can think of "agua," "souse," "sky nectar," and "wet" all of which are nicknames I heard in the Chicago area in the 80s and 90s.
I didn't know "souse" also referred to pickling brine or a drunkard until literally 20 minutes ago.
Edit: and "souse" was pronounced like the name of the fat guy in Gravity Falls.
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“Now that’s good quality H2O”
well in my country it's called : sprite for the poor or sprite without soda
"Stay away from da aqua!"
Might want to hold off on telling people that you were thirsty and drank a tall glass of Jill: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jilling
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It's "Château Lapompe" in french to mimic wine brand ;)
A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy
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