struggles to open
"screw this, I'll do without"
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2025
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Exactly, this is just going to have more rawdogging. Or an unaltered amount. What if one of the participants is missing an arm? They have to have a threesome now?
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I can guarantee people are going to be too dumb to figure it out lol
Throw these out in nature and it'll make for some very interesting bear encounters.
Rapists love using condoms I'm sure
it was an art piece, not a serious product idea. they weren't pitching it to Trojan, all it purported to do was make a "statement."
it's like an OmegaMart product, basically.
Not leaving DNA evidence would be a good idea if you were planning a crime.
Given how often cops test rape kits, I'm not sure it would matter :(
Fair point.
Issue is, rape is already not being taken seriously as a crime, so they don't really have to care.
Depends on the context and your gender
One armed people can't consent.
It's basic science.
Ooh I wonder if any of these 59 comments are from dudes who think this is an actual product and not an art piece intended to spark discussion about the importance of consent
Do rapists stop to put on condoms?
Well know they won’t be able too…
Machomp does
Sure is a good idea to open the condom package with a sharp knife. Maybe poke it a few times with a needle to give it air as well.
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Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry's ice cream locks.
It was just an art piece, but ever since it took a meme form people took it as an actual product
This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I'll make another opening *grabs a kitchen knife*
Same for this. Oh no, she won't consent? Then we're doing it raw!
^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.)^
If by "powerful statement about consent" you mean bullshit marketing, sure.
How many parents are going to have to get their kids to figure out how to open it?
How many more are just going to toss it aside, and say, "Pitter patter, let's get at 'er!"
only 4 hands? i regularly encounter packaging for other things that require 15 hands and small industrial machinery to open
"SHUT THE F UP YOU UGLY BISH BEFORE I KILL YOU"
whimpers
"Now put a hand in each corner and pull gently, please. Thank you."
Can it be two pairs of hands?
The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!!
Does it beat carrying these & wearing them in all orifices at all times?
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You need double consent if one of them wants to use a condom? I don't get it
Is there one that requires 6 hands for thruples?
M'champ
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