Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”

Where’s Wally: The Movie

"Miss Frizzle said she'd be in there SOMEwhere..."

While the penis arquebus was revolutionary for its time, the relatively small size of the kidney stone projectiles and lack of forceful propulsion made it effective against only the closest of opponents.

"Ouch."

The Jizz-o-scope in use

No homo

"Can you read the numbers in the first line?"

EXSPERMINATE!

the sound and the fury

Segs

So that's were that weird smell is coming from.

gonna feel weird on a bent dick

He is staring down Shai-Hulud

The Sound of Eye lens.

Ok, that's a weird boner

Peeki Peeki in the Pee Pee

Sniper MD

Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is stimulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.

Worse eye wash station ever

"Hmm, yes, your pee is indeed stored in your balls."

Also, why does the tip of the penis look like the mouth of a Graboid from Tremors?

The team building games are getting too intense for me.

Cockeyed

Get a medical degree they said. It will be fun they said.

"Dr. I.C. Weiner"

Cystoscopy

Hey, my eyes are up here.

Pain.

First date ideas

When you stare into a piss, it stares back into you

I C U P

Tickle ding dong pickle

Hard to change the channel on this tv

Seeing a sound

"OUCH"

Now cough.