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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) by diemartin to c/[email protected]
 

Edit: Image credit is Moi Escudero. Thanks gofsckyourself and Nelots

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Shame on whoever cropped out the artist. Moi Escudero

Original

[–] diemartin 15 points 17 hours ago

The image was already cropped when I saved it. My bad for not looking up the artist

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

American hospitals in 2025:

[–] [email protected] 23 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not of fan of how the watermark is cut off, so here's the full original image.

spoiler

[–] diemartin 8 points 17 hours ago

The image was already cropped when I saved it. My bad for not looking up the artist

[–] [email protected] 37 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

if we figure out reincarnation loan sharks will be the first to strike

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

New game+, you start with your own funeral debt

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

lol more likely than not it will be an incredibly expensive thing so unless you’re super wealthy you’ll need to spend most of your reincarnated life working to pay for it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

Omg so true 😂😂

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The insurance hasn't authorized this procedure, we must get him back.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

In reality, it'd be the executives pulling, not the staff..

[–] [email protected] 23 points 22 hours ago

Yeah. Should be suits pulling them down. I really don't like that this denigrates the wonderful people who actually do the work.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a joke I once heard from an ER nurse:

Why do they nail coffins shut?

To keep oncologists out.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is the implication that oncologists want to keep patients alive enough to keep draining their bank account?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I think it also means oncologists are the type of people who keep hoping when treatment seems futile. “Don’t die yet, maybe one more round of chemo will cure you”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

Not with the way I heard it delivered.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago (2 children)
[–] diemartin 14 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

It's common to see medical staff wearing them. I guess because they are comfortable 😁

[–] [email protected] 24 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I've literally never seen anyone wear Crocs and I've worked at several hospitals and now have a job that visits and consults with hospitals.

100% of OR staff wear disposable shoe covers and bedside staff wear comfortable sneakers or Dansko clogs. Crocs makes clogs, but they don't have the quality for 12 hour shifts.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 19 hours ago

Then you're blind or worse, a furrener

[–] diemartin 4 points 20 hours ago

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

They're also easy to clean if they get gross from surgery.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago

No fabric to soak up fluids, they’re light, they don’t easily slip.

They’re pretty common in North American hospitals.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Grim Fandango is probably going to be the most accurate depiction of the afterlife if ever there was one.

[–] throwawayacc0430 4 points 18 hours ago

Welp, start the 7 year timer I guess... 🤷‍♂️

Ain't paying a dime. I will haunt this place for 7 years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago

Fucking Ghostbusters.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Know how I know you're American?

[–] diemartin 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not.

In my country we have public (and free!) healthcare, but doctors wait until it's life-threatening to treat patients. My mother has been two (2) times in preop for her goiter, and she's still waiting for almost 2 years for the actual procedure. I have been waiting for almost a year for an umbilical hernia.

Private healthcare is the same I heard, except well, you pay.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago

you'd think a public healthcare system would figure out that treating conditions early is actually cheaper.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 23 hours ago

I owe my soul to the company store

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

This is why you should try to get into an HMO in the states. Ideally one that is not for profit.