this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago

If you're grumpy, you might just need to go to Bed Sheeran.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago

You just want it to End S-here-and now

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

OP, I like what you’ve Said Sheeran.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Hey, remember Orbs? I don't think we completely scraped that barrel.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So technically, shouldn’t you downvote this one too?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I'm doing my part!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

that's the guy that goes down on you like john mayer and when he comes back up you realize it was carrot head

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Carrot Top could bench press my ass and that's hot. What's Mayer gonna do? Sing me a song?

[–] Stillwater 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

the man is a guitar master. he can get it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Ah, I see we've reached the stage were 90% of posts will now be complaining about Ed Sheeran. How Ed-citing!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm out of the loop. Can someone please explain all these Ed Sheeran memes?

Or s link to the out of the loop lemmy would be great too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

It's just the most recent bean.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

So should I like... downvote this one then? 🤪

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Who is Erectile Dysfunction Sheeran?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

You sound hungry, OP. How about some Bread Sheeran?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Now you did it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (5 children)

The only Ed Sheeran post I've upvoted. I loathe these cringey band-wagon-jumping low-effort posts.

[–] sprite0 8 points 3 days ago

lemmy needs more oc!!! no not that oc!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

This... is literally a shitpost community. Were you expecting a 4,000 page dissertation on Roman Government?? Yeah, I've seen the usual content...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

TBF, some of the edits are a step above of low-effort. And there's a bit of creativity involved in coming up with the puns.

But, yeah they're all annoying after the 3rd one, but it'll blow over in a week or so. All that will remain are obscure references about Sheeran sharing beans in jeans on a plane.

Welcome to Lemmy.

Edit, don't forget, you can block users here. I just sorted this community by new...

Probably 80% of the ed posts were made by a couple of accounts, rest were just one-offs having fun. I don't care if people post one, but I blocked the ones that posted too many eds.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Meme-ing is surius biznus dammit!

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 days ago

Seriously. It's peak reddit behavior. Part of what made lemmy feel like such a breath of fresh air when I migrated was the distinct lack of karma-farm-esque posts. I'm unfortunately speaking in the past tense now.