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[–] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, I didn't expect to, but boy was I upset I couldn't find this. Would have been a great gift to finally get me disowned from my mom's side of the family.

[–] Rekorse 9 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

We gave my stepmother-in-law a wine glass that could fit an entire bottle of wine in it, and said "its cause you like wine so much!". She took it really well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

I've met a few middle aged women that could use that glass unironically.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, my sister and my mother already have one of those. I was thinking that the chair would just be so overkill that it'd go right past funny straight into "a personal slight upon my honor" territory.

[–] Rekorse 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Theres also a chance they love it and you have to deal with them sitting on it everytime you come over!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

This is true... that might not be worth the risk at that point.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Brb I'm going to release a vibrating version and become a billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Make one where you put in grapes and just sit and lay on it all day to make wine starter, aka grape juice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Honestly, I don't even drink often but this whole plan sounds like an amazing day.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Boxed wine is already in a plastic bag so that's not such a worry

[–] Aurenkin 55 points 1 day ago

Well, we each have our talents.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

You must have an interesting family.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's has occured to me that it's probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Says it hold 150 gallons in the bottom left. I'd wager someone just photoshopped the arm, tube, and text onto an existing bean bag listing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

The arm is lit up from the bottom, totally doesn't fit the rest of the lighting in the picture.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This and I want some boxing sex training too please!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ugh, I was up all night studying for my sex test!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And then you failed it? That sucks, dude :(

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was the first to finish, so if you call that failing...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

Sometimes you win by coming second.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

We're all you all came.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Franzia really stepped up it's game.

Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

SLAP THE BAG

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Comes with a free pillow as well, you just need to inflate it.

Hell if your enough of a piss head, you can build a nice air mattress from them as well.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Plastic is problematic though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

See a box with a built in tap is dangerous for me, it lasts half as long as it would in a bottle. Plus I swear it makes for the WORST hangovers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

True, but for $~20 I can buy like, a six-pack of premium domestic beer, a 4-pack of craft beer, or 3-5 litres of wine. Box wine is the clear value winner, and tastes significantly better than cheap beer.

Idk about the hangover tho. I don't really get hangovers. I remember before my wedding...my bachelor party was Foxwoods casino, and meanwhile my wife went with her sister and mom to a Jimmy Buffet tribute concert. They all felt much worse than I did in the morning.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok but fr fr I have a chair thing like that (no tube ofc) and it’s the most ridiculously comfortable thing you could ever want to sit and be lazy on because if you fall asleep it’s still comfortable af. (It’s not a beanbag, it’s full of polyfill and foam block)

Add alcohol to it and you’ll never get up, even if you don’t like wine.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

no tube ofc

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Finally they released the Esquie plushy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

My first thought as well

[–] kruhmaster 23 points 1 day ago

Sadly doesn't exist. I was gonna send the Amazon link to my alcoholic aunt 😂

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only calls for 750 bottles of wine to fill it up!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Real winos buy wine in bulk

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The basic white bitches population will be reduced…

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

A reason to live, but a vehicle for death :(

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