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323: Tarzan’s area code.

A healthy, educated population is incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative ideologies.

Don’t eat shit, mulch the rich.

Friends don’t let friends use Facebook.

A novel method to increase the population of ethical landlords.

A society which charges students to acquire knowledge values neither.

The American population, actively and resoundingly choosing fascism, should exclusively be understood that they don’t want to be taken seriously by others.

We can only legitimately begin reevaluating this position once they cease capitulating to fear, hate, and wilful ignorance.

1. I’m not American.
2. None of this is serious, and anyone mistaking it as such should be summarily ignored and ridiculed.

The bible would be for Speaker Johnson, and there’s probably a better vector available for him, but your visualisation can equally be considered canon.

My understanding is the VP elect has no power until after inauguration, but if that’s not the case, just include the VP elect and Speaker as line items on the order.

Wouldn’t be too much extra effort to deploy a tactical sofa and bible.

The real power move would be to, as a newly protected official presidential act, take Trump out and trigger the need for another election.

All it would take is a strategically deployed covfefe hamberder.

Chronic suicidality is murder by society.

One of the most effective suicide prevention mechanisms is to create an environment in which one can realistically, and legitimately, choose to participate in when we’re at our most vulnerable.