Who cares about the video, release the investigation and names of people involve.
A high profile running a rape operation on US soils and they are scared to share info about it.
Land of the free
this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
376 points (96.3% liked)
Not The Onion
16344 readers
1288 users here now
Welcome
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
The Rules
Posts must be:
- Links to news stories from...
- ...credible sources, with...
- ...their original headlines, that...
- ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Do they have proof that guards who were suppose to be watching him have a good excuse for allowing it to have happened?
Exactly what I thought.
They just needed 'deepfake' tech to become more advanced, otherwise they would have released it earlier. /s
I've seen the video! It's proof! They even got his prison MS13 hand tat, you can see all the letters of "MISS13" in Calibri font clearly on his six fingers.
Damn that's good lol.
Even if he did he was persuaded to do by threat of torture. Quit lying to us and release his client list
I've seen law abiding citizen, yo.
The lead sentence there cracks me up…deputy FBI director DAN BONGINO LOL.
What a joke this government is.
cocky want DAN BONGINO
Glad to see Lemmings continue the tradition of Reddit and don't read the article, just the headline.
Lots of advertising for LLM video generation that has nothing to do with the 8 hour empty hallway video they claim to have.
And just like Reddit, no need to read the article when I can expect to find expert commentary and a succinct TL;DR in the comments.
Then why do we bother with links? This could just be discord then with a chat board of telling others what to think
The link is for the one passionate redditor/lemming who braves the ad-ridden webpage and provides the TL;DR for the rest of is.
If by suicide, he meant "assisted suicide"
Six years late mofos!
They will present it when they can remove the Google AI logos off all frames.
Also in two weeks
Very convenient that it's revealed so long after he was killed.
Very convenient he dies in the end of Trump presidency 1, followed by four years of nothing, Trump gets reelected and suddenly there's evidence he killed himself.
After AI video generation got much better.
How many fingers does he have in the video?
Has he "MS-13" on his fingers?
They just had to wait for generative AI to get good enough first!
That’s what I immediately thought. Like how else would you benefit from waiting so long to release it after saying there was no footage.
They release the tape
Epstein sits alone on the bed in his cell wearing a fancy golf shirt and jeans, the standard prison uniform, according to the FBI
He reaches for a burlap rope from his Acme toolbox with all three of his arms.
As he ties the rope around his neck, his face slowly appears to morph into different actors from royalty-free stock videos.
Once he secured the leather belt around his neck, the couch he was sitting on vanished underneath him, concluding his demise.
Several minutes later, the guards burst through the door to Mr JEFPY ESTÆN's cell. They realize they are too late and conga line dance out of the prison.
load more comments
(9 replies)
Not likely, it's too easy to distinguish from the real thing. Staging the same cell and manipulating the timestamps in the video is much easier.
...if there's one thing bob and doug mckenzie taught me, it's that time stamps are very difficult to fake...
This is what chain of custody is for. Without documentation of origin and history of the videos, they are worthless and prove nothing.
Doesn't mean that "top officials" won't make press announcements that they prove all sorts of things.
I don't wanna be that guy but it's funny to me that this is suddenly true after many statements that there is no video and after GenAI/deepfake has hit the mainstream.
I don’t want to be that guy either but it’s also after the guy with known ties to Epstein is the President again and appointed his zealot to run the FBI.
All of it is probably coincidence and/or incompetence but god damn are they making it look like a coverup.
load more comments
(1 replies)
load more comments
(4 replies)
Gee... it only took them this long to AI this film. Proof.
Kind of like a tattooed knuckle, huh?
"It very clearly said MS13 in the letters above the pictures."
So they admit that they just straight up violated suicide watch rules?
and that they've been hiding evidence
load more comments
(15 replies)
Bongino clarified that the video in question does not show the "actual act" but proves that Epstein was the only person who came in or out of his cell on the night he died, on August 10, 2019.
So there is NOT video. And this is an absolute lie.
Cool. Moving on, then.
proves that Epstein was the only person who came in or out of his cell on the night he died, on August 10, 2019.
So just an empty video of a hallway with a timestamp that is completely impossible to fake. Its been so long since then, even if they released a video showing him offing himself it wouldnt be proof because they could have just made a perfect fake in all that time.
The day I take Dan Bongino's word for anything...
Given who’s in charge of the FBI and DOJ, I would be entirely unsurprised if this “video evidence” they suddenly “found” is actually just ML vidgen/deepfaked. They INSISTED for fucking years that they had no video evidence, and that there was no video evidence to be had.
view more: next ›