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[–] [email protected] 164 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you're sleeping on your side

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And ears so big they can be used as handles. For reasons.

[–] xx3rawr 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Ears so big animals use it for shade

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[–] [email protected] 132 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Time to dox OP. Run it through feminizing filter 37 times. Then maybe a step or two more for reasons.....

[–] shittydwarf 88 points 3 weeks ago

This took such a long time, finally we can dox OP!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago

Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.

[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

This is the only time in that game I used saves to cheat until I knocked him out.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly what I was thinking lol

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 weeks ago

Technically speaking, it’s just a local maximum

[–] [email protected] 61 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Somehow looks like James Milner James Milner

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 weeks ago

It took AI 37 times to show you what spongebob had shown long time ago

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

That'd be hella interesting loool

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago

Something about it gives me Morrowind face model vibes

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago

OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.

[–] anomnom 30 points 3 weeks ago

It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Masculinity is when early hominid with 3+ drug addictions.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Looks like a dishonoured thug

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Blow off, choffer!

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think I saw him oblivion once.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

I-It's you! The hero of Kvatch!

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[–] candyman337 22 points 3 weeks ago

seizure warning

I'm just imagining people looking at the picture and going;

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

Those ears could hear prey 10 miles away, maybe better.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

According to this meme, the local meth addicts are the manliest men to ever man.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dude looks like he's dripped out for his trial at The Hague

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

All I see is Measurehead's portrait from Disco Elysium.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I wonder if everyone converges to the same fixed point. Is masculinity transformation a contraction?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I wonder if changed the shirt at all because that looks pretty close to a nazi uniform

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Cauliflower ear is pretty manly I guess

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did it also add a Nazi / fascist type shirt?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Channing Tatum and Jason Statham sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes this dude in their baby carriage.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

If alpha male why female skull shape?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

He's got them good listener ears

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

It's Vinnie Jones!

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[–] ryedaft 7 points 3 weeks ago

Like looking in the mirror

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wouldn't mess with that guy.

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