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[–] [email protected] 49 points 13 hours ago

No anon, you became who you were meant to be in spite of your parents. You just be careful about it, ok?

Is what I would say if op was anon, but op isn't anon so obviously the whole thing is fake and gay (which I'd like to remind everyone is not a bad thing).

[–] mindbleach 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 13 hours ago

Probably a bit of both, anon

But in reality it's not fucked up, it's just who you are and what you like, though again your tight ass upbringing may have given you some ideas

[–] [email protected] 43 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Not hopeless, just overcompensating from the freedom.

OP needs to strongly consider whether he:

  1. actually likes doing those things, or
  2. is just entranced/aroused by being able to do things that would be otherwise forbidden by his family and culture.

Either is OK, but when being the source of that behaviour, the former is a lot more healthy than the latter.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

But point #1 and #2 are the same.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

they can be

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago

The pic is from Bofuri.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Parents: "You should be punished for having romantic feelings and a sense of independence"

Me: "I reflexively and ritualistically punish myself whenever I'm feeling romantic or pursuing independence"

Nah. Nothing here that I can see.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

How to manufacture sexual submissives 🤔

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I don't really think we need to manufacture any more. The way I see it, there's already a natural surplus of bottoms.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

natural surplus

Don't you mean national surplus, or global surplus? Or maybe bottoms are just more naturally created?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 18 hours ago

I'm not saying everyone raised catholic wants a partner who dresses like a nun and makes you call them Mother Superior, but I am saying those are the ones I hang out with

[–] [email protected] 46 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Could be transfem, might be straight, which might be even gayer tbh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Nah would have been mentioned if he was anything other than gay.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago

Fake, claims he isn't a neet. Gay, fantasizes about this green text daily.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

It's the rosaries, they look too much like anal beads

[–] [email protected] 15 points 15 hours ago

First you are at a rosary necklace level, next thing you know you are akuma necklace level and are getting pull started like an 80's weed wacker by a bear dressed like Winnie the Pooh. Many such cases.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

That's not what they're for?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 18 hours ago

Either way they elicit an "oh my god"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm not afraid of God for the same reason I'm not afraid of the Easter Bunny

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Because they're both chill af, and forgave you for that thing you did that time, right?

Right..?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Because I killed and ate them

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Mmmmm chianti.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

They make those

[–] [email protected] 26 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Is the reputation of catholics for sexual repression actually true or just a meme

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

My Catholic friend had most pleasure removed from sex. He doesn't see it as filthy or sinful, but is very nervous by the prospect of disease and pregnancy. He still enjoys having sex because his partners have loved it, and he likes making them happy.

It's more of a game of how quickly/often he can make them climax. For him it is just kind of boring and getting in the way of sleeping/cuddling which he finds much more pleasant.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Its definitely true and there's a lot of correlation between sexual assault/misconduct and repression though doing science here is obviously really hard so all I can share is some personal anecdotes.

I see a lot of sex tourists here in Thailand (and Vietnam where I lived previously) from repressed countries like middle east region and India and its scary how badly these people are behaving to the point where they are banned from many sex avenues. I had a fried who basically was a Islam virgin and a complete sexual retard and obviously very promiscuous when detached from that until he managed to grow up in a year or two.

Religious sexual repression is scary. My pet theory is that middle east problems would be solved if every dude was just handed a pocket pussy when they turn 16 lol

I know my comment isn't directly about catholicism but its the same thing no matter which religion is enforcing the repression.

[–] Panamalt 20 points 17 hours ago

I think, as with most things, it's a continuum. On one end, they are pretty chill and at the other end are the extremists that are convinced exposed shoulders will instantly corrupt anyone with a penis.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The dilemma of the chicken or the egg problem

[–] [email protected] 54 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

how? did them being horny make their parents catholic?

[–] ArbitraryValue 22 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

OP's parents saw that he would need divine intervention.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

Took one look at OP and all three of them went straight to baptism

[–] [email protected] 28 points 19 hours ago

One might say, the chick and the cracked egg.