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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Raised by extra strict hispanic catholic parents (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 143 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Parents: "You should be punished for having romantic feelings and a sense of independence"

Me: "I reflexively and ritualistically punish myself whenever I'm feeling romantic or pursuing independence"

Nah. Nothing here that I can see.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 days ago

I'm not saying everyone raised catholic wants a partner who dresses like a nun and makes you call them Mother Superior, but I am saying those are the ones I hang out with

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago (2 children)

How to manufacture sexual submissives 🤔

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Fuck my christian upbringing, but would you mind fucking me at the same time?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't really think we need to manufacture any more. The way I see it, there's already a natural surplus of bottoms.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

natural surplus

Don't you mean national surplus, or global surplus? Or maybe bottoms are just more naturally created?