Imadethis

The prompt seems to come from a really rushed place. There's "throughout... year" contrasted against "will take years" and then you have "want to get to know" contrasted against "threesome, perhaps foursome." Like, it's comedy. You're not getting to know a person inside of two hours, unless it's specifically in the most limited of biblical sense of knowing. Ask anyone in a long term relationship and it takes months to really know a person, and sexually? Even if you're the most open of people it's going to be nearly as long to learn how a person 'ticks.'

In. In porn and life, I find the outside to be a complete turn off. It not only feels better to finish inside, it's so much better to feel the other twitching inside.

So, like, they'll want to lay their ear against your chest? I can see the endearing nature of that, considering how many passionate encounters begin or end in that position.

I mean, if you really want it...

What challenge?

Because someone out there likes videos of women smashing small animals to death with their feet. I do believe there might be people out there who like boobs (this picture hits that note), people who like boobs being 'presented' to them (this picture really hits that), and there might be people who like boobs that are ready to be smashed between two boards as if they're a nsfw revival of the hydraulic press channel.

I dunno. I just saw boobs and clicked the upvote and didn't think about the board.

O.o Do you want research papers and essays? I'm tangentially aware of the skin microbiome (yay, how everything in microbiology is supposed to be related so we all are expected to know what the weird fucking colleagues are doing in those nasty skin crevices instead of clean[ish] brackish water systems that are where the real science happens) and the amount of information on the workings of all the little microbes on your beautiful holobiont is astonishing. Like, the difference between what people think they know about our mutualistic relationships with our symbionts and what is really known is massive. Imagine the difference between the grade school kid who knows we eat food for energy, and the undergrad learning about the Kreb cycle. It's bigger than that! It's more like the difference between the neonate on the breast and the senior undergrad studying the enzymes that facilitate the rearrangements of molecules in the Kreb cycle. The sheer amount of control that microbes in your gut and on your skin (and other places too) have on your body boggles the mind. Did you know the microbes in your gut can control your mind?

If you want some fun, do a quick search on your favorite database for the terms "allergen," "cockroach," and "dog." Then go for "SCFA," "immune system," and "Firmicutes." You can also use "Bacillota" instead of Firmicutes, because people want to be trendy. Go for a deep dive with "breast," "microbiome," "milk," "gut," and "bottle."

Eh, the worst that could ever happen is we would set up something along the lines of one of the dildos on the wall/floor in front of me, and him behind. He'd pound away, pushing me ever further onto the silicone. Plus, can you imagine how much fun it would be to make him sit in a chair and watch me go to town, having to wait his turn? Teasing is an understatement! No practice ever wasted ;)

I don't know who else to share this with, which is one of the reasons I made the post, but I am nearly squealing with joy right now. My first reply to these threads was about trying to deepthroat bigger phalluses (phallusi? is it greek based and thus I have to break out my declensions?), and I was eventually able to get the 11"(I think?) tentadick down, but now I feel like I've made real progress.

I was in a good mood and headspace, and really wanted to go for IT. Well, a little self love and some mild moaning later, I had my lips all the way to that bottom ridge. I don't know if it's physically possible to lick the balls, but maybe in the next few weeks I'll get further. One day I'll be dating someone again, and get to whip this party trick out with them, but until then, ya'll are the best audience I could get!

Only if you ask me to.

It's usually 'polyglot' though, right?

We constantly get accused of taking two lovers, thus lowering the amount available for others, despite the incredible challenge of just trying to keep one around when they think you want to cheat on them with someone of the opposite sex.