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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's usually 'polyglot' though, right?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That’s a noun not an adjective.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Only if you ask me to.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

We're talking about language! Don't bring in grammar!!

[jk]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You jesus hating degenerates!

I only talk one language at a time!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And it's English, just like Jesus spoke.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Citation needed

As a good Lutheran, I read the bible and Jesus speaks German all the time

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Now slow down there buckaroo.

I said I only speak one language at a time.

Men have needs. And I need many languages to keep me satisfied. I’m a good christian though so I only speak one at a time.

(/s, although my native language is not english)

[–] Assman 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm not homolingual but I am spanish-curious

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

I think it's in reference to how bi people are often told they are being "greedy" for wanting all/both sexes rather than just having the '"one" the speaker expects. This usually then leads to the misguided conclusion that they are promiscuous and unfaithful - https://lgbtqiacounseling.com/bisexual/bisexual-stereotypes/#Bisexuals_are_Greedy_or_Unable_to_Commit

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

We constantly get accused of taking two lovers, thus lowering the amount available for others, despite the incredible challenge of just trying to keep one around when they think you want to cheat on them with someone of the opposite sex.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Leave enough for the rest of us!!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

"It's just a phrase" you mean!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I experimented with French for four years in late high school/early college, but didn't we all? I feel like I got it out of my system. I don't even really think about that stuff anymore.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Me, trying to sound cool as an aromantic asexual atheist:

Actually I'm alingual as well

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

aromantic

I had to read that several times to understand how organic chemistry relates to your post.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't somebody smell nice without having to bring chemistry into the equation?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Hum... Actually, no.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

🙋🗣️🚫 ✍️😀⭕

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Something something "tower of Babel."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

it’s actually impossible to be bilingual because you can only ever be speaking at most one language at a time

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Do you speak both English and Spanish?"

"No."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

"What about Czech?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Language hybrids and creoles exist, you could make an argument that those are "speaking two languages at the same time"

Bilingual people do sometimes speak in a mixture of multiple languages to people who speak the same languages

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

So what am I, being trilingual?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You are even more confused, there are only 2 languages

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Aw fuck. Which one is made-up?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Jyek 10 points 2 months ago

You better be Mormon. Polyglotimy is only allowed for them for some reason.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I'm up!

What about three trilinguals at the same time?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What's "heterolingual"? You can only talk to people who speak a different language than the one you use?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Like Han and Chewbacca.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Pidgins are languages in their own rights. Maybe code switching would fit better but actually no, that's on the spectrum of bilingualism.

Edit: since pidgins (unlike creoles) aren't used as primary languages, I guess I now get what you mean

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Entire comments and jokes as hashtags is the most Tumblr thing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago