this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm not afraid of God for the same reason I'm not afraid of the Easter Bunny

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because they're both chill af, and forgave you for that thing you did that time, right?

Right..?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because I killed and ate them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Mmmmm chianti.