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[โ€“] [email protected] 148 points 1 week ago (9 children)

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง English (Traditional)
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ English (Simplified)

[โ€“] [email protected] 90 points 1 week ago (4 children)

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช English (EU)

[โ€“] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ ษฅsแด‰lฦƒuฦŽ

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ English (Polite)

๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ English (Unhinged)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i recently got the recommendation to switch locale to ireland in order to get normal date formatting. worked very well.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ English (Felon)

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

There are some English words and phrases that can't be said in American English. Like the "I inherited this government position from my father". Or, "Sure hope the King doesn't veto this legislation".

[โ€“] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

There are some English words and phrases that canโ€™t be said in American English. Like the โ€œI inherited this government position from my fatherโ€

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prescott_Bush
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_H._W._Bush
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeb_Bush

๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] brown567 18 points 1 week ago

Also, as far as the "King Veto" part:

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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Lol don't watch the news

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[โ€“] Jumuta 12 points 1 week ago

๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ English (Celeste)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Portuguese people clicking on the Brazilian flag to see something in Portuguese ๐Ÿ’€

[โ€“] LouSlash 20 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Polish people clicking on the Polish flag to see something in Polish while being in Australia:

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[โ€“] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's my right as an American to not have extra 'U's in my words and you're infringing on it!

[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (14 children)

There's no extra 'U's. What you want is your right to exclude the 'U's you don't feel are necessary, it's not the same thing. There was no need for the 'z's but you guys couldn't help yourselves could you!?

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

Oh, and thatโ€™s pronounced โ€œzโ€, not โ€zโ€!

[โ€“] L0rdMathias 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I use American English for the superior compression algorithms and the more extensive import features.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

colour armour labour favour honour harbour

honestly it's just so much more fancy with -our

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[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As opposed to everyone else when they have to click the US flag to get English language options

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[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

A tourist wanted some directions so he asked: "Sorry, do you speak American.'

My buddy who can be a purist: "I understand American but I speak English."

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Years ago I had someone ask me where the exit to the building is. The building occupies a complete city block in NYC and there are many exits. Using the wrong exit could add 15 minutes to your walk.

I asked him where he is was going. He got flustered, said "speak American", and walked off.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Traditional English vs Simplified English. I won't tell you which is which.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)

One of these days Trump is gonna sue the UK for speaking the American language

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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Scottish people having to click on a British flag knowing it will display English (there is a perfectly good flag for England that people refuse to use ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ)

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I think the Scots having to click on an English flag to read something would piss them off more?

Or are you suggesting having a Scottish flag that displays the site in Gaelic for that 2% of Scots that know it?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Brit here it's our laugauge don't like it? Get your own instead of spelling ours wrong

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Canadian here. Choosing between UK English and US English feels like choosing between an abusive father and abusive husband.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (6 children)

When I was visiting Paris, a tour bus we got on had a audio guide, the languages were all labeled with national flags.

English -> UK flag French -> flag of France Spanish -> Flag of Spain Portuguese -> Flag of Brazil

Even in Europe Portugal plays second fiddle for it's own language

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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (9 children)

As an Aussie it really grinds my gears that office defaults to American spelling. And even after I change the dictionary to Australian or UK english it still continues to insert 'z' into words. It's colonise, not colonize!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's worse when it's an American flag because I'm always looking for the British one

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (16 children)

British English is the OG English. They should always use that flag.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

We alsou have to start adding U's in places that nourmally only have O's.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Because I said sou.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I replaced the US flag with a UK one on my website for this reason x)

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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don't like using country flags for languages. For one thing, not every language has a country of its own -- there are 700+ languages in use today, but <200 countries. Many languages don't even have any obvious insignia to represent them at all.

If you're making a piece of software and you want it ported to many languages, just use text to represent the language.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The way 'herbs' or 'erbs' (as some pronounce it) drives me absolutely nuts.

Also, 'mirror' where it sounds like 'meer' drives me nuts.

I definitely prefer British English. Love reading the old Agatha Christie books. E.g. "My word!" The colonel ejaculated, "I do believe that she's dead!"

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The whole concept of multilingual websites is foreign to Americans. There is only one language in their mind.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As soon as Trump was inaugurated, the Whitehouse website removed the spainish language feature

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Why use many word when few word do.

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