Someone must have the vaporean copypasta at this point...

He didn't win.

Trebuchets - the superior siege engine. (Disclaimer: probably not medieval)

You don't have a poop step!?

Quick, change the law so he can run for president whilst being governor, worked for Florida.

That's honestly, for me, a perfect distillation of everything that makes The Far Side what it is. I'm still laughing.

Not ANOTHER thing I need to disable when I do a clean install...

'new potatoes' if you will...

Bit of drama at the end there but I think this is the start of a new Italy. All of the grass roots work paying off through the youth teams.

Going to be a good afternoon.

Strange, she doesn't look like a 'Jeff'...

Studies in motivational theory have been around for years which generally agree that at a very basic level people need security first, not necessarily to motivate but to be in a position to be motivated. Repeatedly pay has been proven to be a poor motivator over time. By removing the basic insecurity that people face, you give them a chance to focus on actual motivating factors like job satisfaction, self-worth and realisation.

I think it should technically be 'Dutchess' Nukem. Good work though, love the style, deffo not a fan of the super femanine for that approach!