I unironically love it.
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Too high off the ground
Good for wheelies
Good for running over kids. I love my relatively tiney, low off the ground car. This thing doesn't need to be so high at all, it's just made to look like an SUV. But it turns into a SUCC
I dunno, I feel like between the shortened body and larger wheels, the height is a bit of an illusion. Just eyeballing it, I don't think this thing is very tall, perhaps just slightly taller than stock. My point being, this thing probably sits lower than most modern crossovers. Here's a stock taco for reference, notice that there's not so much lift to fit the oversized wheels as much as they just enlarged and deapened the wheelwells:
Gotta admit, though, it looks like some nice bodywork. ATBGE
I want to pull it backwards until it disappears
That's what she said?
I mean this is basically the chode of vehicles. It's the accurate representation of what those lifted hibeam smokestack truck owners are actually like lol
Edit: Those mfers are Tonka tough. Still going through life with the mind of a toddler.
Nah this thing has purpose, unlike most ridculous obnoxious lifted trucks that are poor for both offroading and towing. This would almost definitely perform extremely well offroad and likely was made just to be an offroader. It might not be your hobby or taste, and that's fine, but someone has created a really cool and special vehicle here
Yep - pulled up next to a Small-Penis-Mobile the other day, new Ford extra cab, super duty diesel, with that stupid Roosh package no less, so we know he paid a LOT extra. And it was black, shiny and clean, even the tires. Fucking garage queen for a twat.
Lifted, stupid tires, some stupid gizmo in the receiver.
I bet I've towed more with my 20-year-old "toy truck" than that douchebag ever will. Oh, and he was on speakerphone holding the phone up with his right hand, going 5mph under the limit, holding up traffic.
I probably get better fuel economy with 250k on the odometer, and I don't spew out the crap he does.
Asshat.
and i bet they go WEEEEEEE whenever they drive it
I sure would!
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This looks like the truck equivalent of a really short guy with huge muscles and a perpetual scowl, who always keeps his shoulders directly above his knees and his hands in karate-chop pose while he walks.
You know, it absolutely does. It does look like him..
Steal a manhole cover, paint it to look like a penny.
I just realized that I had to think for a while about what a penny looks like. God we banned them here in Canada so long ago...
And I'm so happy we got rid of them.
You sound like someone who hasn't seen the glorious ATF violation know as penny coin shot.
Two patents exist for quarter-shooting pistols designed for shooting coins at toll booth baskets from 1965 and 1988. Source: wikipedia.
This is the world AnCap libertarians want.
Oh no I was referring to cutting pennies into halves and quarters, then putting them into 12 gauge shells.
This is unironically awesome. Needs a bigger lift to give room for suspension travel though
I don’t hate it….in fact I kinda like it
That thing has to turn weirdly.
Looks like if you accelerate too quickly it will do a backflip.
Probably turns on a dime and crawl and fit around hazards offroad like a champ
As in quickly, and with style?
I can only imagine the complaining of those tires as you try to turn. And heaven help you if you installed some kind of limited-slip differential.
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A monster truck the size of a minivan
World's biggest RC car.
Look at the DUMPY on that thing
Truck equivalents of the Airbus A318 babybus aren't real, they can't hurt you
Truck equivalent of the Airbus A318 babybus:
Mileage... 3 Mpg...yes
It's absurd and hilarious and I love it.
But is it just a stock Tacoma with big wheels or did they do more body mods to it? It looks way smaller than even older style trucks like the bed was shortened or something but that could just be an illusion due to the size of the wheels.
Lil, I was just wondering today if something like this existed. A truck with the small two-seat cab and a bed that matches today's truck aspect ratios.
How do I get one?
I'd end up pulling it too far back and it would snap.
Say what you will. Make the wheels smaller and you have a pretty useful tuck if you're in the city.
He’s just popped out to retrieve the wives from Furiosa.
A stump truck
Put a tire on the back (like a penny) for wheelies!
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