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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

Unstoppabald*

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Charles Schulz: "I don't think of it as not having hair, I think of it as being hair that is so blond that it's not seen very clearly, that's all."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

'be wary of the man that has nothing left to lose' - some ancient philosopher talking about baldies.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Shaggy isn't bald.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

There is an old finnish saying that hair and common sense (brains) doesn’t stay in the same head. Tukka ja järki ei pysy samassa päässä.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Krillin

The exception that proves the rule?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

You forgot Steve Balmer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Its to unfetter their chi

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago

Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Did you know I can kick your ass? But what does it mean to kick? And what is an ass? Turns out, kicking means fucking and ass means your mom.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Those of you questioning Krilling - he's not op in fighting, just in the babe department.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (2 children)

To be fair, I believe he IS the strongest pure human in DBZ cannon, so in some sense he's OP in fighting. Just not against the show's usual villains after the OG Dragon Ball lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

He also invented the destructodisc, which is what technically felled Frieza the first time, and works even on enemies as strong as perfect cell. It's just that cell has crazy regeneration.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

He also technically killed Cell. Not even Goku or Gohan can boast that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

He's not even OP against the villains IN the OG Dragon Ball. He gets his ass handed to him by a Red Ribbon Army guy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Dude you're making fun of a kid. And it's funny.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

A kid? Krillin? Dudes a whole ass adult lol

Pretty sure he's technically older than Goku

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

i mean he is now but when he got owned by the RRA

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

You know, I was gonna be like "well ackshually" but I just searched it up and you're absolutely correct. For some reason I thought he was at least like 21 during Dragon Ball, but he started training with Roshi at 13, so he was definitely a kid during the bulk of DB.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

He is the champion of dying.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Or like the kids say: extremely op on the rizz

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Where's Homer ? I've seen the guy fall hundreds of meters and not die

(Also hot wife)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Wait, Marge is a hotwife?
Brb, I'm, err, going to look for...things? unrelated to this conversation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

She's always been a hussy 🤤

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Nah, she's a feeder

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the only exception I can think of:

Pete Hornberger (from 30 Rock) with the chyron reading "Pete, Powerless Bald"

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What about this bald little shit

[–] flambonkscious 4 points 10 hours ago

That's an A-grade anvil magnet. You got a licence for that??

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago

Overpowered at pure fucking hatred

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Krillin

Overpowered

Okay yamcha

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Krillin is very much stoppable.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (19 children)

He's still the strongest human alive. By Terrestrial standards, he's indestructible.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

None of them match god though.

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