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[–] [email protected] 246 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

Fun fact: PVC doesn't show up on x-rays. So when this thing turns into shrapnel and embeds itself in your abdomen; doctors get to just hunt around and hope they find all the pieces.

[–] [email protected] 222 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Microplastics are bad, now macroplastics are bad, I feel like you're just very anti-plastic at this point and hard to please.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My opinions themselves are plastic; constantly changing.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

My life is plastic; it's fantastic.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think Bruce Lee said that.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

"Be like plastic. Firm, but if you warm up you can change shape to fit a mold."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Also, “Be about a spoon’s worth in everyone’s brain”

Everyone thought he was dishing out sage martial arts wisdom that they didn’t quite understand, but Bruce Lee was constantly trying to discuss the looming threat of microplastics. Truly ahead of his time.

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

so what you're saying is that I can sneak this onto a plane

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Looks a bit long for sneaking, depends on your anatomy I guess

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I've only ever seen potato "holders" made out of ABS, not PVC. Not sure that ABS is any more resistant to er- rapid unscheduled disassemblies.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago

In the firework industry we use ABS in our mortars because they will stretch and rip if a firework explodes in the tube rather than shatter and turn into shrapnel.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

ABS would be better in that regard, it has a higher plasticity and less likely to fragment. But the one in the OP is PVC. ABS pipe is black.

Edit: And I'm pretty sure ABS doesn't show either.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We used to make them out of PVC pipe from the hardware store

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Yup, gotta get that sch40 stuff.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I appreciate knowing this. If I'm dying from consuming high velocity plastic shrapnel, I won't expect xrays to help.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

The word consuming is deeply unsettling in this context. More so than high velocity plastic shrapnel, which is surprising

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But PVC does melt unlike schrapnel, so there's no problem if they set your abdomen on fire.

[–] dream_weasel 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That fact was fun! 🥰

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nothing a lead paint job can't fix

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wolverine must have a cousin with a PVC bone structure out there somewhere…

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[–] [email protected] 96 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Another name could be "rapid potato transport device"

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] gravitas_deficiency 4 points 2 weeks ago

Too soon to give an Irishman a potato? You monster. >:(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Potatoportation

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Raw potato masher.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The picture is split in half?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago

OP forgot to turn on vsync

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The picture is split in half.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wrong. It’s split into 1/3 and 2/3.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rule of thirds or something. Idk I'm not an artist.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, the Pareto split

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

This is my temporary potato holder. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My temporary potato holder is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my temporary potato holder is useless. Without my temporary potato holder, I am useless. I must fire my temporary potato holder true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will ...
My temporary potato holder and I know that what counts in war is not the potatoes we launch, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit ...
My temporary potato holder is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my temporary potato holder clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before God, I swear this creed. My temporary potato holder and I are the defenders of my yard. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

ABS (black) fails by ripping open. PVC (white) fails like a grenade.

If you're in the market for a "potato holder" don't get the white one.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder if this person is also into punkin chuckin?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That’s “pumpkin relocation assistant.”

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

In Washington state potatoes cannons were legal as long as you classified them a "line throwing device". I.e. something to throw a rope from ship to ship if you like lose an engine or something. So when you go to the lake to play bring a rope and a nail to stick the rope in the potato if the cops come and ask questions.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That reminds me I wanted to build a firecracker shotgun. Still haven't figured out a sleek way to ignite them though.

[–] _druid 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm sure an internal striker could be engineered with some metal bits, maybe a 3D printer, and parts of a zippo lighter. Just shooting from the hip, but I bet there is someone with the knowledge and the time, if you brought the idea up to the correct forums.

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[–] peetabix 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Good ol spud gun. Made one back in the day. My buddy went overboard and had one manufactured out of steel and used ether as a propellant. Was pretty wild compared to the pvc version.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

the broom stick is for checking if it's loaded, call it a cleaning rod

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's just for starters, Pros use a temporary Christmas tree holder

https://youtu.be/J-qk40N9pxI

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair it will be about as gental as it's terminal volocity. Which is hard but like not that bad.

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