_druid

joined 2 months ago
[–] _druid 11 points 5 days ago

Not just violence, she melted a dude's junk off with acid. Just some staff in the manor, not even a guard.

[–] _druid 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I was sneaking into a building while wild shaped into a cat, the mage was quietly removing knives from the kitchen with mage hand before creeping in the window. Our artificer was making sure there was no one in the manor's first floor bathroom. Upon finding a gentleman squatting down to relieve himself, she threw acid on him in a panic. That was when we rolled for initiative.

[–] _druid 56 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I don't make her cum, I allow her to, once she's earned it. And she better thank me for it.

Then hugs and kisses all around, and usually a snack and some coffee after (she loves when I pour her a cup of coffee).

[–] _druid 1 points 1 week ago

Training doesn't always go well.

[–] _druid 1 points 1 week ago
[–] _druid 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a gentleman over there with a dry boat hook, to pull the block stage left. As far as a lock, perhaps there's a slot and a peg going into the floor beneath the wheel?

[–] _druid 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] _druid 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

About to get taurine in our drinking water I bet.

[–] _druid 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just let me fire this pistol right next to my goddamn ear real quick.

[–] _druid 15 points 2 weeks ago

It's FDA acknowledged!

[–] _druid 0 points 2 weeks ago

Certainly AI will help us in that regard, right? Let me find a prompt engineer to see what answers they come up with.

[–] _druid 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Perhaps a door mouse could be trained to strike a match before retreating safely to a secondary chamber?

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