_druid

joined 2 months ago
[–] _druid 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

We ditched this for credit scores and medical debt.

[–] _druid 12 points 3 hours ago

I identify more as a goblin, but I think the spirit is the same.

[–] _druid 1 points 22 hours ago

Safety not guarenteed.

[–] _druid 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Did you read what trump said??" No. I never subscribed to aneurysm posting for a reason.

[–] _druid 11 points 6 days ago

Not just violence, she melted a dude's junk off with acid. Just some staff in the manor, not even a guard.

[–] _druid 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was sneaking into a building while wild shaped into a cat, the mage was quietly removing knives from the kitchen with mage hand before creeping in the window. Our artificer was making sure there was no one in the manor's first floor bathroom. Upon finding a gentleman squatting down to relieve himself, she threw acid on him in a panic. That was when we rolled for initiative.

[–] _druid 56 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't make her cum, I allow her to, once she's earned it. And she better thank me for it.

Then hugs and kisses all around, and usually a snack and some coffee after (she loves when I pour her a cup of coffee).

[–] _druid 1 points 1 week ago

Training doesn't always go well.

[–] _druid 1 points 1 week ago
[–] _druid 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's a gentleman over there with a dry boat hook, to pull the block stage left. As far as a lock, perhaps there's a slot and a peg going into the floor beneath the wheel?

[–] _druid 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] _druid 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

About to get taurine in our drinking water I bet.

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