_druid

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[–] _druid 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like a good opportunity for anyone who has ever wanted to be a snail farmer.

[–] _druid 2 points 2 days ago

Luckily for you, as the teabag is probably some type of plastic.

[–] _druid 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I dunno, I feel like I would get a lot of joy from watching shareholders beg for their lives, as some god-like being casually rips through them. Ever seen Dogma?

[–] _druid 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Which paws button opens the menu?

[–] _druid 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have a friend like that, especially with magicians and ghost shows. We know it's not real. But if you just get off the intellectual high horse for a moment, for a brief moment in time, you could live in a world with ghosts and magicians.

[–] _druid 43 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'm going to have to download an app to use my zippers, aren't I?

[–] _druid 4 points 1 week ago

Teams will load, and we don't use it. Even better, other things we do use will break if teams isn't logged into correctly.

[–] _druid 3 points 1 week ago

No, but it's walmart. They'll probably throttle the speeds to encourage people to want to waste time in the store. The kind of innovation that stems from capitalism.

[–] _druid 15 points 1 week ago

I was a huge fan of the original, and I have to say, they did a great job with this. The things I enjoy about it may not matter to you, though.

[–] _druid 2 points 1 week ago
[–] _druid -1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hope there's a pet store near the walmart so I can look at kittens and fish while my car charges slower than it would at home.

[–] _druid 3 points 1 week ago

I might give it a try.

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