this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fuck that is dark, what is this from?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Don't know who the heck downvoted you or why, but thanks for the info!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, it was me. I did it to myself

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Gigachad move

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My wife and I used IVF, so our first picture of our daughter is a clump of cells (I think the term is blastocyst).

It looked like kind of potato shaped. She was dubbed our little spud by one of her uncles, and that stuck until maybe two months before birth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spudelia, Spudtinca, Spudcy, Spuddaya, Spuddey, Spudtilda. These are all viable names, I suggest you rename your child.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If only it was a boy that you could name nick. Layer to be called spud nick

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I could crush some popplers right now

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Dad real for that

[–] nao 5 points 1 day ago

You sure that's chicken?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

"And that's how you got your name, McChicken."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The child was prophesied 🌞

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Life begins at first crunch.