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[–] TriflingToad 33 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I work at a grocery store and honestly I didn't even bat an eye, the first thing I thought about was how to bag it.

In case you're wondering if we care about what you're buying the only (non regular) customer that I remember is one Irish guy who would crack jokes about his ex wife on a roadtrip. Don't fully remember but my God he made like 4 zingers in a row and I about cried laughing at like 7:30am

edit: oh and I learned about a new pasta last week, that was cool

[–] [email protected] 70 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

I love the juxtaposition of sugar free Coke with sugar added Jack Daniels. Dodging and weaving against diabetes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 38 minutes ago (1 children)

It’s the butter that did it for me. That’s fancy butter

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 minutes ago

Shits good though. Got it for free one time and I thought to myself, shit I should always buy this stuff. And never once have I bought it since because I saw the price tags

[–] [email protected] 39 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Running between the rain drops to not get wet, then diving into the lake.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

What did I just watch.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (13 children)

I just like the taste of coke zero, ill eat candy/dessert still, save the calories id get out of drinking coke, gotta have some vices or you'll be an uptight bitch

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 22 hours ago

Move like a butterfly, sting like an insulin jab.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Can't even afford to be an alcoholic to forget about your money problems anymore in this economy

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Unironically. Half the appeal of booze has historically been that its cheap.

I kinda wonder how much of the decline of high school/college drinking has to do with sticker shock.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

I mean I'm 20, when I have parties with friends (all my age/1-2y younger) we just split the costs. 5€ each max. And we all have a good time (or throw up, because some of my friends aren't very aware of their limits lol)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

Its so expensive to go out now in any city, have to pregame for anything, not spending 30$ on a shot

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep, it's very easy and cheap to produce alcohol, the only reason it's expensive now is due to countries adding high excise taxes and the like to alcoholic drinks

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Margins on alcohol sales are fairly high, especially with high rates of industry consolidation over the last decade.

Retail alone collects a 20-30% vig on well standard hard liquor, for instance. Distributors can add another 40%.

The Gray Goose sticker price of $30 for 750mL includes an excise tax of $2.40 So around 8%, by comparison.

[–] throwawayacc0430 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Step 1: Wear a ski mask
Step 2: Shoplift?
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit?

(Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes "Profit" just not for you)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

I do have to say, JD Honey is delicious... can easily drink that on the rocks.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Ewwwww is that sugar free coke?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Coke zero is divine nectar

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

It doesn't even work for dissolving rusted pistons or valves!

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (13 children)

Looks like cherry coke zero.

Coke zero is the best one until you get alcohol involved, then you're fucking up if you're not using full fat coke

Though if the plan is to mix coke with that honey jack maybe the booze is sweet enough already

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 23 hours ago

I am getting $15 dollar 3.5 grams of weed. You are doing it wrongly. Well weed tax but still.

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