“hey, pull my finger”
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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Zeeky Boogy Doog!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
The trick is to press the button just as you start talking. With good timing, you can get stuck in the speaking animation long enough to make it through the fadeout and cutscene. Your character should then emerge unscathed on the other side of the barrier.
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I don't want to go.
Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!
I'm off to... Bombay!
*Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*
"Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I've ever done, and I'm not gonna get to see it."
alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage... "To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!"
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LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!
"I-...fuck me, I had something ready for thi--"
With my last breath, I curse zoidberg!
My only regret, is that I had Boneitis
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It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
I wasn't expecting to be sad in this thread but there it is. "I am the very model of a scientist Salarian..."
I would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.
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I'll show you true human nature.
Delete my browsing history!
Pasta la vista, baby.
Somebody set up us the bomb!
There's no way I'd waste that moment on something serious.
"Skibidi", which would be funny because I'm not that young.
Your enemy is justified in retrospect.
You're just jealous of by sick dabs and mewing-sculpted jawline. /s
Click, click <>
I don't do this to save them, I do this to release you from your wretched vows and commit your memory to the eternal flames. may we both burn brightly in hell.
in a less serious tone
Hey, Listen!
I did a quick search and was shocked to find zero hits to
"Superman".
farts
Don’t close my tabs, they’re all important
Bite me!
With a gentle half-smile: Honestly? It was a blast.
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