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[–] the_crotch 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Take your current age.
Divide by your age when you were born.
ERR

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

Ahh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 17 hours ago

COVID made this accurate

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

take your credit card number

add 2

that's your credit card number plus two

post it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

4444 4444 4444 4446

Damn you're right

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally revert 10 to get 01=1, add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Sure, sometimes. And sometimes 1x1=2 when math feels like it.

disclaimer: Identify theft is a serious crime.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 22 hours ago

Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you'd marry

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Take your age That's your age

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

That's communist speak, where's the profit!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago (3 children)
  • Take your age
  • Multiply by e^iπ^
  • Add your age
  • Divide by 10
  • Take a card, any card
  • Add the number of years you've been alive
  • Hand me the card
  • Is this your card?
[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

0?

Edit: nvm missed the last step x - age

x * e^iπ^ = x * -1 = -x

-x+x = 0

0/10 = 0

0 + x = x

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

whaa... how do you???

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

Because your real age is white

[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don't like it here...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 38 minutes ago

It's like the least convenient form of time travel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If it makes you feel any better it sucks back here as well.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago

I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.

[–] Aurenkin 64 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I want this on my gravestone.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

It's The United States.

With huge boats.

With guns.

(Gunboats)

[–] Aurenkin 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer

[–] Aurenkin 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hello type conversion, my old friend

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

It means you're using JavaScript.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I got 5318008

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I was told to never do math not even once

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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