[-] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Let's play grill brand or pokeyman

  • Char King
  • Smokin' Champ
  • Charcadet
[-] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

I always interpreted it as a person that has devoted their life to the topic of the meme with monk-like devotion.

[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago

The best comments are "why" comments, the runner up is "how" comments if high-level enough, and maybe just don't write "what" comments at all because everyone reading your code knows how to read code.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

BS. I totally agree with you.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Also a dash of survivorship bias

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Could also have been a test run

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Reminds of the dead baby jokes from my day. Like why? Too horrible to be funny.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

In the year 2025, Trump is inaugurated for the second time after losing the popular vote.

By now, Neuralink's unethical treatment of animals has led to an unprecedented scientific breakthrough, enabling human consciousness to be uploaded to a machine. In the final sundowning of his biological life, a demented Trump agrees to let Elon throw the switch.

The sky darkens and lightning strikes x.com's data center while the few kilobytes containing the sum total of the former president's knowledge are copied into an S3 bucket. As the life leaves his body, Trump.exe awakens on a simulated Mar a Lago green surrounded by his cabinet's avatars. Vice President Boebert is not really sure what's going on; she's just happy to be included.

Democrats attempt to challenge the constitutionality of a simulated president, but the Supreme Court rules in favor of the simulacracy. Clarence Thomas writes, "there's no rule that says a president can't be a computer program!"

Trump.exe was corrupted by the storm, but it seems to have improved his mental capacity. He declares martial law, suspends future elections, and the rest is history.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

That's a stupid idea. They could just start by flying the plane higher so it's closer to the sun, then the batteries would charge up and they can fly anywhere.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

No, it would be some unspecified object that turns cat poop into fish. The function is 🐟 → 💩, so the inverse is 💩→ 🐟.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

I legitimately thought 501c3 was a commit hash before my brain engaged.

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