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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I want to be grossed out. Hit me.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look at you sounding off here. You must not be sound of mind if you're looking for this. It's sounding like a bad idea.

[–] notoftenthat 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Some peehole just don't know when to stop.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Foogle "10mm sounding rod"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Foogle "10mm sounding rod"

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 4 points 1 week ago

Amazon sells a ribbed one...

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A pen? Foolhardiness.

Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

*begrudgingly slow-claps*

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[–] BrowseMan 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Glass?

That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice...

[–] funkless_eck 15 points 1 week ago

they're toughened glass.

There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I want to avoid micro plastics

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.

Glass is quite sturdy.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Some people find the experience of sticking things in their urethra highly stimulating. Some of those people get tired of the typical thin rod, and need something... More.

I've always been more curious as to who figured this out first. Someone had to be the first to scratch the inside of their dick with a stick to awaken a whole new itch, and I find that just slightly terrifying.

[–] TheSlad 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.

Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.

I've got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not kinkshaming here, I just hadn't expected to read an adventure tale this detailed today.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

You’re giving me flashbacks to a doctor in Tokyo sticking a camera into my bladder and saying it was beautiful. I yahooed it, cameras are 9mm. It was hell. At least I got you best ya weirdo

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I had a medical procedure in my early 20's where they put a camera up my urethra. Prior to the procedure they filled it with lidocaine or something similar so I did not feel a thing. The purpose was to get a look inside my bladder. It was not a pleasant experience with a frequent urge to pee after a terrible urge that produced perhaps a drop or two. This went on about every 15 minutes for the rest of the day. It was misery. So when I hear of another side to the story had they not filled me full of lidocaine. I can't help but be amazed at what a difference perspective makes ones experiences, and how that can inform the rest of our lives.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TheSlad 11 points 1 week ago

I put things in my peehole for sexual pleasure.

Hope that clears it up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

are they resonating the thing to make it vibrate? are there some awesome frequencies? otherwise i dont understand the 'sounding' name.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

A medical sound is an instrument used for probing and dilating

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[–] TheSlad 5 points 1 week ago

You can buy vibrating sounds, but honestly the vibrating doesnt add much to the experience.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

The name comes from Depth Sounding (Link is completely SFW) It has the same meaning as "probing".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

It's cause the other holes are full.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Just assume they're joking and think on it no further.

Do not Google anything!

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

God won't forgive me for having this knowledge

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

[–] TheRealLinga 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wanna come too! Please pleaseeee

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

Sounds about right.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

A vtuber who's a cow.

[–] zarkanian 9 points 1 week ago

Considering the comment, I think I'm better off not knowing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (6 children)

since i can't explain, go to urban dictionary.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I get that's something people do recreationally and whatever, you do you, but I get the feeling you need an extent of genetic predisposition to get an object that wide up there without tearing something. Or of course the more obvious answer of the first poster was just running their mouth to get a reaction and boy oh boy did it work.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I imagine it'll stretch like any other part of your body with practice.

That being said, I had a roommate in college who you could hear that his stream was wider than most. I imagine he might be able to pull this off.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Skill issue. Should be doing both at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not going to yick someone's yum, but goddamn I gotta say that's some impressive training. I assume that taking a piss looks like turning on a garden hose.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Probably one with a literal kink in it. The stretched out area will slow the flow vs the un-disturbed smaller diameter. Probably dribble a lot, too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

This explains the tapered end of XP-Pen

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I also have a Huion graphic tablet, and this makes me not want to use it now. Like it's somehow contaminated with urethra.

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