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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I want to be grossed out. Hit me.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Look at you sounding off here. You must not be sound of mind if you're looking for this. It's sounding like a bad idea.

[–] notoftenthat 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Some peehole just don't know when to stop.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sugar_in_your_tea 4 points 1 month ago

Amazon sells a ribbed one...

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A pen? Foolhardiness.

Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

*begrudgingly slow-claps*

[–] TriflingToad 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can think of some alternate worst outcomes...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TriflingToad 4 points 1 month ago
[–] BrowseMan 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Glass?

That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice...

[–] funkless_eck 15 points 1 month ago

they're toughened glass.

There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I want to avoid micro plastics

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.

Glass is quite sturdy.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Some people find the experience of sticking things in their urethra highly stimulating. Some of those people get tired of the typical thin rod, and need something... More.

I've always been more curious as to who figured this out first. Someone had to be the first to scratch the inside of their dick with a stick to awaken a whole new itch, and I find that just slightly terrifying.

[–] TheSlad 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.

Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.

I've got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not kinkshaming here, I just hadn't expected to read an adventure tale this detailed today.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

You’re giving me flashbacks to a doctor in Tokyo sticking a camera into my bladder and saying it was beautiful. I yahooed it, cameras are 9mm. It was hell. At least I got you best ya weirdo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TheSlad 11 points 1 month ago

I put things in my peehole for sexual pleasure.

Hope that clears it up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

are they resonating the thing to make it vibrate? are there some awesome frequencies? otherwise i dont understand the 'sounding' name.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A medical sound is an instrument used for probing and dilating

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ahh thank you. can they use it like rebar and have sex while its inserted?

[–] TheSlad 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not recommended. Unless you get a flexible silicone sound. But I find those quite boring.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what do you find not boring? the only thing i'm familiar with is a tenga flip hole.

[–] TheSlad 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno a lot of stuff I guess. You ever tried a real strong massage gun right to the front of your shaft?

I got a tenga flip once and thought it was shit. Actual fleshlight brand toys are the best imo.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

thanks, i liked the flip because you control the vacuum/tightness.

[–] TheSlad 5 points 1 month ago

You can buy vibrating sounds, but honestly the vibrating doesnt add much to the experience.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The name comes from Depth Sounding (Link is completely SFW) It has the same meaning as "probing".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

It's cause the other holes are full.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Just assume they're joking and think on it no further.

Do not Google anything!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Alfred Charles Kinsey, of Kinsey Reports fame, was into sounding and at least once put a toothbrush up his own urethra... with the coarse end first.