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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Ah yes, famously socially progressive Stalin

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevik boypussi

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, the guy who thought a ~10 year break in genociding lgbtq people was “a bit much”.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (33 children)

Yeah. Tankies always forget you can't have socialism without democracy, and either no government or a government that is strictly from the bottom up, and fascists gladly play along with that facade as it works in their interests.

"Authoritarian communism" is an oxymoron.

And not an "emphasis" kind of oxymoron like "bittersweet" or "impossible solution", or a "poetic" kind like "living dead".
An "absolutely impossible" kind of oxymoron. like "married bachelor" or "squared circle".

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alpha male, LOL. You know he has several restraining orders against him.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If you have to tell everyone, you're not it. Having said that, it must be a parody account. Tell me it is.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From what I have seen in the past, that is unironically his account and yes, self proclamimed title.

But since every right-winger is a parody on some level, it might not even matter, because they do stuff like that either way...

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If alpha and beta were an actual thing, putting alpha male in parenthesis next to your name would be the most beta thing you could do, lol.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn't a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.

This is the tweet I was thinking of, but while looking for it, I was reminded that he mentions his Alpha status all the fucking time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

"I am not Count Olaf," Count Olaf insisted.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.

[–] Jax 10 points 1 week ago

I joke with my girlfriend all the time about how 'I'M A MAN!'

Like yes, we get it - you are very insecure about the little guy in between your legs. Let's get those trans kids some rights so you can get some testosterone replacement. It's very easy, step one step two.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The (alpha male) got me. How the fuck does this guy take himself seriously?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bro looks like a lawer you'd see on a billboard

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

INJURED? Call 1 (800) 123-4567 to KISS MY ASS

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

This isn't the same guy saying that society is doomed because people don't take 7yos to Hooters anymore?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We've always used gender pronouns, dumbass. Or does it not use them?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Turks are the perfect alphas confirmed (we don't have gender in our language). He, she, it, all the same to us.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unlike the beta Chinese, who didn't have gendered pronouns in their language but made them up to appease Western betas smh my head.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Even the communists had to bend the knee to the gender police 😢

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unlike Romanian, which has gendered pronouns, adjectives, numbers and nouns

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What are the genders of the numbers?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yes. It's quite gay to have meat in your mouth and enjoy it.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Okay... What's the deal with boneless wings? I've noticed guys looking at me different at Buffalo wild wings.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's "choosing the easy option" and "being soft". There's no deeper meaning that I can discern.

Evidently, "real men" choose "hardship" so they are ready when "hardship" chooses them?

Also I think the pictured "(Alpha Male)" account is intentional satire of the Tates of the world.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Real men pay extra for half the food and have to wipe there hands every 15 seconds so they can touch things without getting sauce everywhere.

Boneless is inherently superior because I love boobies and therefore only eat breast.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I honestly prefer boneless, not that I don’t like a good bone-in wing now and again. I suppose there’s some weird masculine pride that dudes get eating bone-in wings, and eating boneless goes against that?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Nick Adams (gender in name) is declaring that he is one step form communism. .

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man covid must've fried his brain really good and crispy.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I feel like it starts with Xitter and ends with Nazism and Pederastry. Also the guy has a pronoun in ()...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

It's the other way around.

X is a "if you build it, they will come" situation. They were already around, they were just too cowardly to come out of the woodwork into the open.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow, Communism has never looked so good.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I saw the original version only yesterday afternoon. How did this lose 1/4 of its height and gain a bust of Stalin in such a short time?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Apparently, deboning your meat before eating it is not "manly". You have to chew the bones, like an "alpha wolf" or something.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I want to feel that bone in my mouth. Put that bone inside me, chicken. Let me suck the meat from your bone.

This comment brought to you by manly men who are straight and also not gay.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

It's small breaded chicken strips, fried, with a wings sauce.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

GOTTEM!

But seriously, it's like chicken wings, without the bones. I'd not seen them until I went to the USA years and years ago. Now I see them over here in the UK too. Couldn't say when they arrived here for sure though.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One step above nuggets if you're lucky. Nuggets in Buffalo sauce at cheaper places.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Communists are sexy now?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Stalin would have, and possibly did, murder non-binary folk without hesitation.

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