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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

It's because they're child predators and sexual predators in general. Why else would they be asking what's in your pants?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

what if we all start anonymously spamming dickpics to every conservative? If they like cock so much let's see how they like it when their inboxes are full of dicks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I mean the pedo party and pedo apologists

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I genuinely have no idea how big his face is any more

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

It's actually smaller.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

They took the quiz down but I recall failing at it. Now there’s just this three-question one on Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I think that there should be a rule that you can only repost this if you pay it forward and shrink his face another half of a percent.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago
[–] Gullible 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m just into it for the stats. Biggest gains, smallest shrinkage in the cold, stretchiest foreskin, etc. I challenge any of these little fucks to beat my record for strongest vertical and starboard curvature. No one will ever outdo “The Corkscrew.”

[–] TriflingToad 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No one will ever outdo “The Corkscrew.”

actually, ducks got ya beat. They have corkscrew penises.
scientific diagram possible NSFW, if you think an anatomy diagram counts as NSFW

[–] Gullible 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’ll have to start training from scratch. Resistance kegals, power thrusts, an entirely new stretching and bending rig. Ducks have been on top for far too long. I’ll be topping them soon enough.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Please don't fuck the ducks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!