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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Seen this happen in European countries too, eventhough I despise american fascist pigs

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’m not an American but I’ve lived in Washington for years. Every time an Ambulance is moving with its siren on, people move to the side of the road to let it pass. This guy is just inaccurate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

But surely this one example is enough to judge an entire country by!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Manhattan has gridlock that prevents this. There's no space to move into.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

yup, I was on a street so narrow just a couple months ago that I couldn't pull over far enough to let a firetruck go by. I had pulled over as far as I could. The truck got behind me and I couldn't move over. SO I just said "fuck it" - and zoomed into the road as fast as was safe and turned off the road the first place I could find.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He clipped the video as someone was moving out of the way

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Eh, feels like he's playing up the stereotype of the eternal German.

"...WE DON'T DO ZIS IN GERMANY! YOU BUILD HOUSES WITH WOOD? WE DON'T DO ZIS IN GERMANY. YOU DON'T SEPARATE GLASS FROM RECYCLING? BUT WE DO ZIS IN GERMANY!!!!

I'm allowed to say that, I'm German myself. We are obnoxious and tone-deaf fuckers.

[–] Rekorse 4 points 18 hours ago

Could just be they talk so damn loud they can't hear anyone else.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's tone deaf and there's common sense, life saving practices.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This. I absolutely prefer to be a tone-deaf fucker among tone-deaf fuckers if that means my ambulance arrives timely after someone tried car buttsex at 260 kmh. (162 mph)

What, speed limits? Don't you dare touch my freedom.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's Manhattan you're not getting above 26 let alone 260. 2.6 is a good day.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To be fair, with the congestion that severe, the ambulance should use helicopters. Like they do here in London.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Not sure you want that with no faa

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

I'm sure you DON'T want that with no FAA

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Good luck finding a spot to land somewhere close within Manhattan. Unless you happen to have the heart attack next to a car park (or the central park) that also happens to not be heavily used right now there's hardly any spot to safely land.

in London and other cities it's less of a problem given we don't build that many high rise buildings and got more big old market places and small parks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

True, I guess the reality is they are only Americans anyway

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A chopper can land safely on any road cross. And NY has shit loads of them. Then it's a 1 minute walk.

[–] dogs0n 4 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

We need them to rappel from the helicopter and swing right into your appartment through the window. This is how we save lives.

[–] Naz 4 points 23 hours ago

Trauma team is on the job

"This Berk had Platinum coverage?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

I didn't think you could make the job of a paramedic even more exciting than it already is, but here we are.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I saw this exact same thing yesterday in Cologne Germany but not with one, but two ambulances.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (9 children)

As a city dweller I never seen this happen in Germany ever in my life. So not too common at least.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hwGd3QWgTLs&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

For contrast: a video of a more congested street in Paris 17 years ago. The situations aren't completely comparable: bigger emergency vehicle, smaller other vehicles, smaller street with less options to get out of the way, ... One other major difference and the reason I'm posting this, is that 30 seconds into the video, you can see that most drivers have moved to the sides of the road AHEAD of the firetruck and that they are holding still while waiting on the firetruck to pass them. The street + path are less than ideal and there isn't really enough room, so the truck is still not going very fast, but it's at least able to keep moving. By moving to the sides, the drivers also blocked in that smaller firetruck that was coming from the side street, so that's going to cause some confusement after the big one has passed.

The reason that that NYC ambulance is completely stuck in traffic, isn't because of space, because there is plenty compared to that Parisian street, but it's the drivers who are not creating a path. It's not an infrastructure problem, it's something that can be taught + encouraged if there is a political will to make a change.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is a funny clip and an accurate depiction of NYC congestion.

But, I live in a major city and we make way for ambulances. If it's this bad we'll end up with civilians running red lights or cops on motorbikes to unfuck gridlock.

I myself ran a red light last week in rush hour to GTFO when I hear sirens. Just turn on my hazards, slow roll into the red light. Cars were already stopping for me so I was safe, then pulled over.

This is really just making fun of NYC traffic and how fucked it is. The delivery makes it extra funny since we rarely get such an animated German on the front page.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

There are cities that use medics on motor bikes for this exact reason. They can't evac someone but getting there quickly to use a defibrillator or control bleeding could make a difference.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Absolutely every second for an ambulance matters. Every. Second.

People blocking an ambulance should be punished and made examples of.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nobody is blocking the ambulance here, there's literally nowhere to go. Have you never been to a real city before?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 15 hours ago

I live in Atlanta. One of the slowest most congested city's in America. We hold record to the slowest intersection in the country. In the smallest worst parts of the city we get out of the way for emergency vehicles.

Have you ever been to a real city?

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