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[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The one time they listened to pinky, they were successful btw

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

There was a kid in high school who almost got suspended because he kept on yelling this at random times.

[–] wander1236 66 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wasn't part of the joke that Pinky's ideas were actually the good ones?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"one is a genius the other is insane" everybody always assumed pinky was the insane one. But he was the genius.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Brain got the excellent speaking voice.

[–] zaphodb2002 2 points 1 week ago

I met Maurice LeMarche at comic con way back in maybe 2002 or so at the Futurama panel and got him to record the Brain's "Yes!" And also "Oh, what luck! I've got a French fry caught in my beard!" as Orson Welles from the Critic onto my Palm Pilot, lol. Used them as ringtones for years. Very nice guy.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

De interwebs, use de crypt-nickles

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Go to Chia-Earth and you can get it for free.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

At this fucking point, I’m willing to hear Marvin the goddamn Martian’s platform and think he may be on to something with his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

"we'll get wid of the taxes and waise the tawiffs. Beautiful tawiffs, the best ones... some people - good people - say. We'll call it tawiff season, uhuhuh!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

He has a solid platform based on earth shattering kabooms.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

My favorite theory about pinky and the brain is, in the opening song, they say "one is a genius, the others insane", but when they say "one is a genius", they show pinky, and then they say "the others insane", they show the brain, indicating that pinky is the actual genius in the group and the brain is the insane one.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Puit, you blasphemers!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The theory I heard was Pinky was the genius and his goal was stop Brain from taking over the world. He always found a way to stop his plans. So it tracks that the song would go that way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

The only reason we think its the other way around is because the POV is from The Brain's twisted perspective.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Not making fun of you but I can hear the WB fan typing away at his 90s computer about this lol

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if someone trips and, in the act of trying to break their fall, yanks off Trumps human suit, revealing that he is actually a giant chicken.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If he were a chicken, he'd probably care more about dealing with bird flu, even if for purely selfish reasons.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

That is very sound logic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's literally just poop inside the chicken fat-like skin suit. It explains everything, including the smell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You'd think. But he got his safety so he pulls the ladder up behind him.

[–] bitwolf 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a kid, I obviously thought it was Brain.

I think it was all Pinky just doing it for a laugh with his insane friend.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

We largely see the show from the perspective of Brain. It's not unbelievable that Pinky, or some of the "stupid" things he says are hallucinations, whether visual or auditory and that Brain attributes his hallucinations to Pinky's "stupidity" due to the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Obviously, this is a death of the author interpretation but... I think we all died this year anyway so that feels alright

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I heard that NASA upgraded the likelihood of Earth being hit by an asteroid and I thought to myself...that might not be so bad.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They downgraded it again after taking more observations.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Great. So we're stuck like this?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately, it seems that way unless we can find another rock headed this way.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking under rated kids show of all time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The episode where Bill Clinton is the first 347th term president and Canada Nukes America is starting to look too close to reality nowadays.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Free popcorn and squeezy cheese for everyone. Free them! Narf!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Wasnt their plan to take over Chia-Earth, since they destroyed the original earth?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Time to invest in some shiny pants.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

are you willing to consider socialism? thats like the easier half of the way there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You don’t have to convince me, it’s the other half of the country we need to worry about.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where are you that half of the country is socialist?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

*willing to consider socialism. You’re probably still right, it’s less than half. Sadly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The Brain is insane, Pinky is the true genius. We only think it's the other way around because the POV is The Brain's.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago