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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

That poor cat in his profile pic is being exploited

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

its like people forget that their internet posts are saved forever

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

They don't care - there's no real consequences.

Oh no some lefties might dunk them a bit, the faithful congregation will remain and defend them to the death.

Mini fuckin cults everywhere

[–] vaultdweller013 3 points 2 days ago

At the very least they are when you are a notable figure. Chris-chan and everything they've done is well documented, but half the posts of someone related to a missing person case may not even exist. I need to stop watching Lore Lodge so much it just makes me acutely aware of how fucked most shit is.

[–] [email protected] 146 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Let me paraphrase Mr catturd here…” I’m a spineless pile of garbage and love to gobble bails of shit from trumps anus “

[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt"

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

there there. Nothing wrong with a big butt.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Or the dexterity required to kiss your own ass. Respect.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

And gargle ounces of goat jizz

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'm sure a daily mail poll properly encompasses everyone's opinions. I only use the shite rag to test adblockers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Also even if it were true it just further shows that US citizens are dumb as rocks since popular does not mean correct. It’s all a highschool popularity contest for these losers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

More popular among whom? I imagine Putin would become more popular with Ukrainians by shooting himself, but those remain long odds.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s true the stock market goes up and down, but it’s rare it’s crashing down as a direct effect of one foolish action a single person made.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (5 children)

100% agree. This post is 100% a delusional guy. Love or hate the big daddi T, he certainly has a way of creating a very loyal following that seemingly stands beside him no matter. It shocks me, but it shouldn’t

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

He's a white supremacist bigot and a fascist. Tends to command loyalty from the like-minded

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (5 children)

If you ever call him big daddi again you better hope God ain't dead because I'll be coming for you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Call him by his name. The Fantascist.

[–] pelespirit 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He uses hypnosis techniques with a fatherly warmth. It will get the dumb and/or daddy issue crowd every time.

[–] anomnom 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Abusive dad energy, maybe. I only get jerkwad uncle vibes, mixed with Alzheimer’s rambling.

[–] pelespirit 1 points 2 days ago

At the bad place, they had a woman in a video from the seventies that explained how to hypnotize with speaking. Trump uses all of the techniques; sing songy cadence, nothing concrete to hold onto, etc. I can't find it anymore, but it was really good.

[–] Trollception 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He has the ability to just speak nonstop. That and he has some charisma when speaking. Shame the rest of the political scene seems to lack the public speaking ability. He's like that punk kid in high school that you hate because everyone likes him and you don't know why.

[–] skulblaka 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That and he has some charisma when speaking

He has zero charisma and I think that actually works in his favor because it reflects his followers. They see themselves in him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Trump is a stupid man's idea of smart, and a poor man's idea of rich.

[–] Trollception 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I only say he has charisma due to the fact that over half the country follows him as the god king. You don't have millions of followers without charisma

He may not be charismatic to you but to speak for everyone else is inconsiderate.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago

He's a bad actor and he knows it. He knows, and doesn't care one bit, that his previous comments contradict his current comments. Everything these people say is in service to making their people look good and right, and making your people look bad and wrong. That's literally the only goal. You will never win an argument with them or embarrass them, because facts don't matter to them and they have no shame. Words mean nothing to them. Words are just a weapon and they are fighting a guerilla war.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Catturd is literally just a scat fetishist who became maga just because they were the only people liking his poop posts.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You have to be a sad little person to suck someone else's ass so hard, be that Kamala or Trump what I mean is JFC have some self-respect and some critical thinking skills...

Trump is a fucking plague, globalism is a fucking plague, consumerism is a fucking plague, this is some early stage corpocapitalism and we need to stop this shit.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 10 points 3 days ago

globalism

That depends on what definition you use, there are multiple:

  1. A national geopolitical policy in which the entire world is regarded as the appropriate sphere for a state's influence.
  2. The development of social, cultural, technological, or economic networks that transcend national boundaries; globalization.
  3. An ideology based on the belief that people, goods and information ought to be able to cross national borders unfettered.
  4. A socio-economic system dedicated to free trade and free access to markets.

The first is essentially imperialism, which is terrible, but the other three rock since they tend to lift both sides of the transaction (cheap labor for me means jobs and opportunities for you). As long as the poorer countries aren't completely corrupt, they tend to turn into industrialized countries through the process of globalization (first export raw materials, then refined materials, then parts of products, then finished products, then they outsource the first few steps).

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. Free trade is a good thing, even if it tends to promote consumerism, but imperialism is never a good thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Globalism? Like, it covers a lot of different things, and not all are necessarily bad.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago

Putting the obvious discrepancy in their own words aside (as if I ever expected better from CatTurd):


"This just in: sometimes line goes up, sometimes line goes down"

(Now explain that there's a difference between fluctuations over a certain period and a trend over a larger time)

This is how they ignore climate change as well.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago

That idiot is worse on truth social, I don't how he gets shit done while gargling trumps balls.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Catturd gives cat turds a bad name. I'd sooner be in a room with literal feline shit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

DOW dropped more points in 48 hours than there are in total in the UK FTSE100. 🤣

[–] merc 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a pretty meaningless comparison.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

You're a meaningless comparison

[–] TacoButtPlug 17 points 3 days ago

"Mmm mmm mmm. Trump ass crack is so good." -Maga

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Catturd is one of the most accurately named accounts on all of the web. There's no way he's not a felon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Does anyone ever post those pictures back to the original person? I'd love to see the justification for the hypocrisy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

I’m surprised someone hasn’t run up on this goon yet

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Where’s the tweet where Trump says “if something drops by so much then the president should be sacked”?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

Apparently debunked as fake.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Darkmatter is such a chad. Love that guy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

His animations are so fucking funny!

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