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The original was posted on /r/ukrainianconflict by /u/Mason_Miami on 2025-03-27 20:58:22+00:00.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If someone poisoned him with radiation if would be some kind of poetic justice

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Putin getting intense radiation poisoning and spending a few weeks literally disintegrating while being kept alive in a hospital wouldn't be great. But it would be very close.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It wouldn't be terrible either.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

It wouldn't be amazing, just as close to amazing as you can get.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but who hasn't placed too much trust in a fart before? It's easily done.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who is the doctor that resuscitated pootin?? Dude, first order of medicine is "do no harm." Reviving a bloodthirsty despot is 100% fucking harm.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I understand the sentiment behind this, but FTR, the Hippocratic Oath is specifically towards patients: to treat them equally with the sole goal of improving their condition(s).

Hating on one particular doctor fulfilling their oath is misguided unless you want proving you're worthy of treatment before any doctor will help you to become the norm.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Can't help but wonder what happens if both he and Trump keel over in the next 6 months.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I already have two bottles to celebrate.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

Champagne prices would skyrocket.

[–] TriflingToad 4 points 2 days ago

I feel like second in commands would come up rather quickly, for trump atleast

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

I will never understand what drives a person to cling to power like this right up to the bitter end, clearly making an absolute embarrassment of themselves in the process.

I'm not just talking about Pootin either. Moscow Mitch McConnell, Nancy "Insider Trading is my Right" Pelosi, and of course Little Donny himself, among others.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Stalin, a man Putin would love to be compared to said his position was that of holding a wolf by the ears - any slight release and he would be eaten alive.

Stalin died in his office after a stroke. They dont know when it was because everyone was too araid to check on him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imo, it's what having a shit load of money does to people's brains.

If you have a lot of it for long enough, you tend to think you deserve it/are important. But if your actions are shit because you are inherently neither of those things, then it creates some painful cognitive dissonance. And when you have that much money, not much is uncomfortable except what's on your conscious. So specifically: You have money, but people don't seem to like what you do with it, and that bothers you literally more than anything else (as all other problems of yours have been solved with money).

So instead of figuring out ways to use your money productively, you just go find others that won't judge you for spending it all on what you like. But that goes both ways, as this group WILL judge you for not liking what THEY like to spend all their money on selfishly.

And what they like, is to be selfish - to build a bigger dick shaped rocket than anyone else who has the money to do the same. So, in order to keep the selfish assholes liking you, you complement them for being one while being ignorant that you are now the same.

The world gets a bunch of dick rockets that do nothing for it. And everyone who spends money selfishly feels they're doing the right thing.

Basically, any societal pressure to spend money productively for the benefit of everyone can now just be suplanted by greedy peer pressure to exploit society for more dick rockets.

Emotionally, building dick rockets is now the only thing that makes these people feel they deserve their wealth. So at the end of their lives, they will do EVERYTHING in their power to finish their dick rocket masterpiece, as to them, it is directly tied to the legacy they're leaving behind.

Without ever realizing their legacy is just another waste of billions that could have benefited humanity though being used in almost any other way. They've tied their own worth and self image to dick rocket building without realizing not a single other person benefits from or cares about dick rockets.

Europe is Putins Dick Rocket. Trump is McConnells Dick Rocket. Exploiting the stock market is Pelosi's Dick Rocket etc.

In the pursuit of their own happiness, they reject any notion of charity in favor of more greed. Because they've never realized that their money doesn't make them happy, it's what they do with it that does. Instead of reaching that realization, they've instead tricked themselves into believing using money to make Dick Rockets could somehow make them happier than the social good-will basic charity always provides.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

The more money you have, the more daily annoyances you can pay to get rid of, and the smaller they are. By the time you have billions of dollars, the things that annoy you daily can be EXTREMELY small and petty. You become disconnected from what other people are dealing with.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Ah, good ole mortality. Death is promise for everyone, Putin. Hopefully Trump gets humbled by death's visit as well.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hope he shits himself to death and his end is truly painful

[–] [email protected] 66 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Just going to post this here, for like.....NO reason.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hope this will be a recurring incident and he dies falling down shitting his pants

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

trump, elon, etc should also fall down the stairs shitting their pants

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 days ago (2 children)

doctors managed to revive the Russian President before rushing him to a specialist intensive care unit

Imagine being the doctor standing over this piece of shit and knowing how many people you could save if you just let him die right there.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

And imagine being the guy responsible for keeping him alive while failing to do so. You're probably shitting yourself twice over that you and/or your loved ones will be severely punished if that happens.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago

I don't cheer for cancer often, but I will today.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago

No wonder he and Trump get along so well.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Where is this coming from? I hope its true and that he is already dead, but I cant see reputable sources talking about this or Zelensky's comments on his health.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

If a piece of shit soils itself, does that count as an out of body experience?

Here's hoping he gets the absolutely agonizing death he deserves.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In 2022, the Kremlin found itself in the position of having to quash gossip that Putin had an accident after falling down a flight of stairs, supposedly losing control of his bowels "involuntarily" due to "cancer affecting his stomach and bowels."

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's absolutely a rumor - he was in full control of his bowels and meant to shit himself.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Well Trump gets away with it so I’m sure nothing will happen.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

We can hope.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] anindefinitearticle 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In a scathing remark, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky recently predicted Putin (or is that Poo-tin) "will die soon, and that's a fact".

He has such a totalitarian grip on the former cold war powers... what will fill the vacuum when he dies?

He doesn't seem like the type to trust anyone enough to groom them into a successor.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

what do you mean fears? is that somehow autocorrected from hopes?

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