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[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Avoiding flushing the water is even harder

[–] ThePantser 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The toilet is putting the water in, not the user.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but the user isn't supposed to flush it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

No, they’re supposed to put a small bucket in the toilet to catch it. No one knows this and people keep flushing water into drains.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

The toilet bowl is for loading and unloading ONLY.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We have a similar sign at my work and everyday I think about bringing a marker into the stall and writing “what am I supposed to do with my poop?”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

The moment you figure out where your poop is supposed to go, you'll get a promotion. I guarantee it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I work in maintenance and people frequently flush things other than toilet paper and poo, someone put signs up, complete with pictures, they got taken down and the blockages continued.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

The apartment where my parents live had to post a PSA to stop flushing women's health products because it had caused a blockage like 3 times within a month

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Please tell me they flushed the signs.

[–] fin 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

what about pee? on the floor?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

The sink, like a civilized man

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When I first went to eastern Europe, I was confused why there were signs saying to not flush paper down the toilet. Like, obviously. That's for body waste and TP only.

"Paper" means "toilet paper".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So what do they do with their TP? Why not just install bidets?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

There is a trashcan next to the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Literal shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Am I the only one who bothers to send my turds to the Central Shit Processing center? Maybe they should have pre-addressed shipping labels available...

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches 2 points 6 days ago

According to a recent shitpost, there may be a third option