This game has been such a hard litmus test for "what would it take to get you to purchase another Assassins Creed game?" for me.
Like, "Would you buy it if it was just a genuienly good Assassins Creed game?" - Paid Ubisoft Reviewer
"No, I've played them during their heyday and I'm a bit over the formula" - Tired Inner gamer
"But what if it had Samurai, including the certified BAMF Yasuke?" - Ubi Devs
"hmm... I do love Samurai and Yasuke... but no, I don't think that would do it. I don't like Ubisoft's business practices and would rather not support it even if it speaks to my inner Chanbara nerd." - Inner Anti-corpo voice
"Not even if Ubisoft was taking a strong stance against the Anti-Woke nonsense culture wars? You couldn't even let their business practices go for just one game?" - Ubi Marketing team
"No no no, I know that businesses only take these stances when it's profitable. They would just as easily take the opposite opinion if that was where the money was at." - Inner cynic voice
"But what if we dunked on Elon, on his own platform no less?" - AC twiiter account
"okay...I'm in... but only when it goes on a good Steam sale" - Defeated sense of self