I would see this right after watching the god awful movie The Forgotten.
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First they stole our St Monday, and we said nothing. Then they stole our Logsday and we said nothing. Finally they stole my gameboy, and that's when I got mad
This is what big calender has taken from us to save printing costs. Never let them make you forget logsday.
8 days in a week
Stupid fuckin anon pretending like fuckin Pimsday and Churbisday just somehow magically fuckin aren’t.
Pimsday, brought to you by Pimm's No. 1 Cup
What are you supposed to drink that stuff with?
A summer long drink, the Pimm's cup is made with Pimm's No. 1 Cup, an English-style (clear and carbonated) lemonade, lemon or lime juice and various chopped garnishes, particularly apple, cucumber, orange, lemon, strawberry and mint or borage, though mint is more common. Ginger ale or ginger beer is used as a common substitute for lemonade. All liquid ingredients are added to a highball glass with ice, followed by garnishes.
Got me interested ever since I heard about it in Boardwalk Empire
regret.
(Kidding, it's delicious)
Is it Pimm's o'clock already?
Don’t get me started on Plurday
Plurday is when me and the boys go to the clurb.
I don’t get it
This is almost definitely a shit post from /x/ targeting the mandela effect or similar.
Could also just be a joke. Or both
All shit posts are jokes.
Shit posts are not jokes. Shit posts are serious business.
Implying jokes aren't serious business.... Puhlease
It's possible it's not a shitpost
It's possible it's a schizopost.
We have forgotten
They come from a parallel universe where the lunar month is about 4 days longer than ours.
No total solar eclipses for them. :(
What why? Their moon is still the same size and while orbiting their same size Earth it moves between that Earth and their same size sun to cast a shadow on that Earth. Wouldn't it?
The Moon is just barely big enough for total solar eclipses as is. If the lunar month was 4 days longer, the Moon would be (31.3/27.3)^(2/3)=9.54% farther away, and thus around 9.5% smaller. The maximum size ratio between the Moon and Sun is around 1.08 so it would never be large enough in the sky for a total eclipse.
Okay, makes sense, but isn't the distance between Earth and the moon uh... shri.... grow... changing over time? So at some point in the past or future (or maybe even currently?), the distance would have been / would be the correct one for total eclipses.
It is, but that's only significant over a period of millions of years.
So just like we happen to live in that precise time where total eclipses are possible, the Logday people may have lived or may one day live in a time where the moon is the right distance. No need to pity those fuckers.
we also live in the specific period of time where the sun hasnt fucking exploded yet.
If they evolved around the same time we did, they're unfortunately out of luck. But maybe life was a bit faster because of the 8 day weeks. :P
... well okay then. Hope you're happy, with your logic and knowing stuff about shit. ;)
6 work days per week
Society improved since then
one could also suppose that logsday was a free day, and the evil spooky shadow government removed it to make us work more
Penis Inspection Day is missing too.
You had it weekly?
Ours was just once a year and often in the dark corners of the school. For privacy i think.
Caturday is also missing 😿
Anon missed log day...
Reminds me of when the colors purange and grurple disappeared back in the late 80s. Life hasn't been the same since. And didn't get me started on when bludini vanished.