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Early_To_Risa

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Anon's calendar is incomplete (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 week ago (2 children)

8 days in a week

Stupid fuckin anon pretending like fuckin Pimsday and Churbisday just somehow magically fuckin aren’t.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pimsday, brought to you by Pimm's No. 1 Cup

[–] Corkyskog 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What are you supposed to drink that stuff with?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

A summer long drink, the Pimm's cup is made with Pimm's No. 1 Cup, an English-style (clear and carbonated) lemonade, lemon or lime juice and various chopped garnishes, particularly apple, cucumber, orange, lemon, strawberry and mint or borage, though mint is more common. Ginger ale or ginger beer is used as a common substitute for lemonade. All liquid ingredients are added to a highball glass with ice, followed by garnishes.

Got me interested ever since I heard about it in Boardwalk Empire

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

regret.

(Kidding, it's delicious)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Is it Pimm's o'clock already?

[–] prettybunnys 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don’t get me started on Plurday

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Plurday is when me and the boys go to the clurb.