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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I all of the sudden have a great idea for a vaporizer...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago

Is this how pokeballs are made?

[–] ZERONOVABLOSSOM 2 points 7 hours ago

We just put them in The Box™

[–] [email protected] 26 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Oh no, Dr Robotnik captured him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

From the moment Dr Robotnik recognized the weaknesses of his (the hedgehogs) flesh...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 17 hours ago

He's hogboxing

[–] [email protected] 47 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Vet med is like this because they don't really make specialized equipment for every animal. Was on a tour behind the scenes at a zoo and they used a traffic cone to administer anesthesia to a seal.

They don't make masks for anything besides dogs and cats and making tiny masks and putting them on small animals would be incredibly difficult.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

they creamed thems.. Sad

[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago

making tiny masks and putting them on small animals would be incredibly difficult.

But also incredibly adorable.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

they used a traffic cone to administer anesthesia to a seal

But enough about my bachelor party!

making tiny masks and putting them on small animals would be incredibly difficult.

But also extremely cute. #WorthIt

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Vet med is like this because they don’t really make specialized equipment for every animal.

... So, if this thing isn't a dedicated small animal anesthetiser, what am I looking at?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

A small animal anethetiser which can fit a variety of small animals, not just one :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

They are vet masks. They are generic and come on different sizes. The largest one can fit several small animals. The smallest ones are for cats and tiny dogs. I think the largest one they make are for horses and cattle. But they have special fittings for straps. This ones are rubber ring ended so they are easier to use to makeshift a tiny gas chamber.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

All good until You accidentally push the "smoothie" button.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Hedgehog dust. Don't breathe this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

now I've got the will it blend theme in my head

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"Mommy, why is my smoothie all red and pointy?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] vaultdweller013 1 points 1 hour ago

I wouldn't call cactus fruit particularly exotic.

I typed this and then remembered that there are people who don't live in a desert.

[–] Sendpicsofsandwiches 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

We smokin hedgehog out of a glass pipe, blowing the lord's bubbles

[–] [email protected] 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

We're smoking that Casino Night Zone chaos emerald, you piece of shit! The za got me jumping on missiles.

[–] ZERONOVABLOSSOM 2 points 7 hours ago

We straight gassin, cuttin straight to the hedgehog. Ha ha, this shit ain’t nothin to me man.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Free your mans? Do people actually talk like this?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago

Yes. See post for example

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago

"You know this plastic prison of theirs won't hold me forever. The war is still coming, Charles."

[–] Tar_alcaran 8 points 20 hours ago

They do this for a lot of small animals. My vet has a little cage with an adjustable top you can push down to reduce the volume, that they use for small animals

[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That's pretty terrifying. You can see the somewhat muted apprehension on his face mixed with a hope that he will be out of it soon.

Of course, I'm putting human emotions onto an animal, but that's just because I can easily see myself in such a situation where I'm politely asked to step into a room and face a wall for a brief moment...

[–] MajorSauce 19 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Just in case, anesthesia != euthanasia

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Oh god! I genuinely did make that mistake. I was wondering why this morbid piece was being treated so lightly haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

I experienced your descent into madness. I think I might need some coffee

[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago

Yea my brain definitely forgot what anesthetize meant for like 3-4 seconds when I first opened the picture and it made me sad.. Then I was like wait no that's different. Then I was like but yea you could probably use this for the other thing too. Then I remembered the video youtube recommended to me about some guy that built his own gas chamber for cats out of a cooler and got sad again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

what the hell happend here?