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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 47 minutes ago

I’ve been playing the Monster Hunter series since 2004 and have logged well over 10k hours.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 30 minutes ago

Man, I'm into Sword of Convalaria. I've finished it once, then twice, and am now on my third play.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 37 minutes ago

Teals of Maj'Eyal. Nothing like a real fucking rouge like

[–] [email protected] 1 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 29 minutes ago

Is it?

Also it's just a meme.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 47 minutes ago

EVE Online?

[–] TriflingToad 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

This is unironically one of my favorite memes because it fits me SO WELL:
On Minecraft I have ~150 days playtime on PC, after switching to Prismlauncher (after some development drama) I have another ~22 days playtime. Along with my 1300 hours on switch it's a total of 234.5 DAYS looking at pixelated blocks in a children's game.

that's not even including my time in PE edition from when I was little or the multiple years I spent in Lunar client which doesn't track playtime. In total it's probably WELL over a whole year of JUST Minecraft.

I ALSO have 9154 hours in other steam games and 1500 MORE in animal crossing. In total this is 16,000 hours, 670 days or

1.8 YEARS

I do also have minor autism.

edit: also 2-300 hours in oldschool RuneScape lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I honestly loved Forspoken. I even bought a second physical copy in case something happens to the original.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Forspoken is one of the only 9th generation games I'm actually interested in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Terraria currently. Satisfactory and DRG before.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Garry's Mod back when spacebuild still existed. Fun stuff especially all the Stargate add-ons.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

ITT: people listing good games they played a bunch.

The answer is clearly world of warcraft.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Having grown up on the MUDs and MMOs that release before WoW I think I was thankfully inoculated against its more gamified, addictive formula.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

Did y'all hear about Rain World ?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 hours ago

Growing up playing osu! forever scarred my taste in music. Now I have a $300 SDVX controller at home and I need help

Also honorable mention for the 500+ hrs I have in Skyrim (with additional difficulty mods), Slay the Spire, Binding of Issac, ...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago

Dota 2. Almost 10k hours. I got matched against s4 and had to face him in the mid lane. I got wrecked and I uninstalled the game, that was a few years ago now. I figured if I just matched against one of the best players in the world then I actually completed dota and it's time to stop.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Outer Worlds. Not exactly a bad game but fell just a tad short of being F:NV spiritual successor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

It's an amazing game. The sprat rescue...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Is this a personal spiritual successor, or is this there some thread connecting these two games that I'm missing?

They do both rule.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Both made by Obsidian

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 hours ago

I just spent 20 hours on the demo for the new game roadcraft. I'm just pushing dirt around in a tractor like I'm playing with Tonka trucks back when I was 5. I haven't really done anything interesting, just leveled dirt. Anyway, ill probably put in another 6 hours today after work.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I should probably take a picture, but at least 1500 hours on Project Cars 2 on PS4 / 5

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

At least you you can probably drive better than 3/4 of the tech bros at a track day now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Haha I did volunteer at a track for a bit and they paid me in rally car lessons, driving one of their WRXs through the woods, which was a blast.

They were convinced I'd done it before because before they taught me how, I was already good at left foot braking and could smoothly heel-toe while shifting, but in reality I hadn't driven an IRL stick shift for more than a few hours at most. That's not to say I didn't make some silly mistakes though lol

Bought an FR-S recently and once I get some new tires on it, I'm gonna see how I do on a not-dirt track!

Anyway I've switched to PC now, if anyone wants to race...

[–] [email protected] 50 points 12 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

The factory must expand so the factory can expand so the factory can expand so the factory can expand so the factory..

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

The factory must grow

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago

Good choice !

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

PlanetSide 2 for me, easily 8k hours into that game. Around 5k on my steam account alone.

So sad to see it's still slowly collapsing, but I've not been on since the AU servers shut down years ago and the hackers took over the Asia server.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Ah, I have fond memories of PS2. I slowly stopped playing when I started finding less and less coherent platoons working together. I'd join squads that were spread all over the map. It had so many fun things with it too, but somewhere along the way I started losing interest.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Factorio. Do i need to say more?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Why aren't you tending to your factory?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

My factory is paused. I found Derail Valley Simulator, and have been absolutely loving driving trains

[–] [email protected] 37 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Modded minecraft isnt the worst ever

I started making games to make sure its not

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

One day I’ll get around to playing Nomifactory CE. I’ve somehow played the base one twice over the past five years.

I’ve been so alienated from friends playing the most popular game on the planet in multiplayer because I can’t play Vanilla for shit. Not since 1.2.5 probably.

I’ll play no Minecraft for two years and then immediately nolife a modpack for two months.

Good shit. The best value game I have ever bought, no question about it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

When I was in college it was WOW. I have soooo many hours in that game. But it also helped fix a lot of issues I had with social anxiety. I went from basically never interacting with people in that game to being elected to run a 60 person guild. I didn't even campaign they just nominated me for it when the previous GM left. It did a lot to help me feel like I could be normal. Then I got a job and a GF and didn't have time to play as much anymore.

These days it's Warframe but I don't have enough free time to really get into video games like I used to anymore.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Came here to also say Elite. They're actually doing updates now, but I still would never recommend to anyone despite devoting so much time to it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

A bunch of events, new systems, base building, etc. They’ve been kicking ass since Braben stepped down.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Oxygen not included. I spent so much brain beating that game, then wanted to play more.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

I keep going back to ONI to try and get into its endgame. But I quickly start getting kicked around in a back alley by the temperature stuff. Like trying to figure out colony-wide temperature control.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 17 hours ago (10 children)

It’s not a bad game but Rimworld is destroying my life right now.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Definitely mine too. It doesn’t even run faster than 1x.. which is sucky slow but my own fault for having too many livestock animals to support my ~60 pawns… (peaceful gets very out of control if you let it) but now I have an outpost mod and as soon as all my kids are adults, most of them are gone.

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