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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I yelled at my phone when I saw this.

He said "oh wow! The whole thing is a computer!" like cars haven't been like that for YEARS now.

The I go on Facebook for some reason (I am in a rural area) and I am seeing people talking about buying teslas in the local community pages. These people are not people that couldn't afford a used Mitsubishi Mirage....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 minutes ago

like cars haven’t been like that for YEARS now

Worse, Teslas are designed like computer software rather than cars, which is why they are so dangerous and terrible, as software development processes are absolutely horrible for things that actually matter, especially when compared to existing vehicle engineering principles.

I feel dirty cross-linking to that other place but check out how/where they locate the brake lines. A nice convenient rust-prone place, only accessible by removing the battery. Apparently the design has become even shittier since.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/comments/1j8sh8c/thx_for_making_me_take_down_the_battery_for_some/

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Well, it was Goya last time. Now, it's Tesla. Soon, it will be Campbell's Soup for all the soup-lines his depression will create.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

And that only pushed me to find home recipes for the few Goya products I used to buy... Have not bought anything Goya in 4-5 years

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago

What even is this timeline

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

this whole gambit was actually a 4d chess move by elon to brainwash righties into buying EVs therefore solving climate change and bringing about global communism. I never should have doubted you, sir

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Next he'll do the trick where he slams his dick into the car door

[–] [email protected] 78 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

How long till a President ends a speech with "smash that like and subscribe for 10% off RAID: Shadow Legends"?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

This is an insult to RAID shadow legends. They're too high quality for this conman to hock them

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Hock tuah, rite guise

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 hours ago

He is already kind of doing it, just replace Raid Shadow Legends with Russia.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Can't wait for /r/outoftheloop post asking "trump exposes tesla cars in the white house, what does it mean?"

[–] Threeme2189 27 points 10 hours ago

So the deep south yeehaw redneck GOP are supposed to buy EVs now?
I think some brains are about to explode...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

Laugh at those idiots.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago

Man can the writers chill? They've been doing the most unbelievable shit these past few days

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The entire French population: "I guess we're going on a holiday"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Don't make promises you can't keep. :(

The French liberating me and the other non-crazy folk would be the best rn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

It's a hyperbole but the proximity of an autocrat's palace to a Tesla showroom makes for a compelling spot for some French-style sightseeing.

The Behind the Bastards podcast likens Washington DC to Versailles in a recent episode.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I see Elon brought his body armor.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago

He still doesn't wear a helmet, so...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Rita repulsa zaps Orange Turidno. Laughs. Turdo goes Biggly.

The Dipshit starts flailing arms around, slapping multiple children as armor.

Power Rangers theme starts playing.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Are there laws in the US about such conflicts of interest or was is basically tradition until this point not to do shit like this?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Because of ethical restraints, it is extremely rare for a senior government official, let alone a sitting president, to endorse a consumer product so explicitly. In 2017, when then-Trump counselor Kellyanne Conway told Americans to buy from Ivanka Trump’s clothing line, she received a warning from a government ethics office and promised never to do it again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Maybe there is a language barrier, but I didn't understand if a legal framework is implied by "ethical restraints". Can one be taken to court for violating an ethical restraint?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Laws are as good as the ability and will to enforce them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

Good point... I guess I'm still curious if there could be a way he gets taken to court for this, but probably now.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 16 hours ago

when your influence is dying due to your hubris you become desperate and pull something out like this.

[–] atzanteol 189 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Because of ethical restraints it is extremely rare for a senior government official, let alone a sitting president, to endorse a consumer product so explicitly.

Yeah... Those were good times.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Do they not fucking remember the whole Goya thing last time. He literally shot a commercial from the presidents desk.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

BRAWNDO

THE THIRST MUTILATOR

it's got electrolytes

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

He can't, former and current presidents aren't allowed to

I assume he lacks the ability as well

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago

Huh, TIL. Thanks for sharing this info.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

I will bet you the entire nation of Russia that he has no clue how to operate a vehicle other than a matchbox car. zoom zoom

[–] [email protected] 31 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

President Musk told his employee to do a photoshoot.

This story makes no sense any other way.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

He told his orange clown to dance in front of the camera

[–] [email protected] 40 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

I'm not surprised. Didn't Donald Trump used the Oval Office once to promote some... ketchup or sauce or something, and was paid for? I mean it denigrades the station of the office, but does he really care?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

He literally sold the Resolute Desk to Goya for ad space.

This is after he did a Mcdonalds/Dominos ad when he had them cater the NCAA basketball champions' dinner at the White House.

It's what he does.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 22 hours ago

Like we needed another reason not to buy tesla

[–] [email protected] 80 points 22 hours ago (8 children)

In parallel universes where he wasn't born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.

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[–] CouldntCareBear 36 points 20 hours ago

Seeing musk, trump and a Tesla in a single shot just makes that toxic association so much stronger. I don't think this is going to play out like they hope.

Plus, you know the boycott is working, talk about desperate.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 22 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Elon with his child shield again

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

It's Goya beans all over again

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