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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You may be surprised to learn all emojis are emoji-sized.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

πŸͺπŸŒπŸŒ—β›°οΈπŸ’πŸš™β˜•οΈπŸ¦ βš›οΈ Turns out, emoji can cover quite the range of different sizes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

!!!

Must look into.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can't be

We fucks inside the car

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It looks bigger on the inside

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

That is NOT what she said

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Thanks for the fuck shack

-dirty Mike and the boys

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Duck. I meant to say duck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

FYI - you can edit post titles on lemmy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I know, but its funnier this way, so i'm going to leave it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ooooh, that makes more sense, yes! Thank you and sorry!

[–] agitated_judge 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The duck fucks, but does the fuck duck?

[–] TokenEffort 3 points 2 months ago

The fuck could have ducked to be the same height as the car

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

What the duck

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Some considerations for you:

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Car for witches

[–] SonicBlue03 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are some big as fuck SUVs though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No that's just a typo, it's a big ass-fuck SUV actually.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I see you've trained your autocorrect well

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Shit. I meant to say duck, not fuck.

edit: a letter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Truly it's a crime that emoji are not true to scale

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The car emoji takes up half of your screen, and you have to zoom to see the ant one.

Seems fun ngl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

All the emojis should be scaled up so the atom could be at least 1 pixel

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Real fuck, toy car

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This isn’t true, the duck is just much closer…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Great, now I can't unsee the close duck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago