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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You may be surprised to learn all emojis are emoji-sized.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

πŸͺπŸŒπŸŒ—β›°οΈπŸ’πŸš™β˜•οΈπŸ¦ βš›οΈ Turns out, emoji can cover quite the range of different sizes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

!!!

Must look into.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Can't be

We fucks inside the car

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It looks bigger on the inside

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

That is NOT what she said

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Thanks for the fuck shack

-dirty Mike and the boys

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Duck. I meant to say duck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

FYI - you can edit post titles on lemmy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I know, but its funnier this way, so i'm going to leave it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ooooh, that makes more sense, yes! Thank you and sorry!

[–] agitated_judge 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The duck fucks, but does the fuck duck?

[–] TokenEffort 3 points 3 weeks ago

The fuck could have ducked to be the same height as the car

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

What the duck

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

Some considerations for you:

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Car for witches

[–] SonicBlue03 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There are some big as fuck SUVs though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

No that's just a typo, it's a big ass-fuck SUV actually.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I see you've trained your autocorrect well

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Shit. I meant to say duck, not fuck.

edit: a letter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Truly it's a crime that emoji are not true to scale

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The car emoji takes up half of your screen, and you have to zoom to see the ant one.

Seems fun ngl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

All the emojis should be scaled up so the atom could be at least 1 pixel

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Real fuck, toy car

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This isn’t true, the duck is just much closer…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Great, now I can't unsee the close duck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago