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Penguins Announce Reciprocal Tariffs of 1000% Against The US in c/funny
[–] TokenEffort 2 points 1 day ago

The glorious leader knows everything!

What's a strange food combination you love? in c/[email protected]
[–] TokenEffort 1 points 1 day ago

Honestly at first I was like WTF however I do love Sprite vanilla ice cream floats.

Do you have a unique pet name for your sweetheart? in c/[email protected]
[–] TokenEffort 3 points 1 day ago

It's the first half of his online username but with the first vowel replaced with oo

Like if I was called "tooken" lol

Penguins Announce Reciprocal Tariffs of 1000% Against The US in c/funny
[–] TokenEffort 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Breaking news: Trump orders the military to colonize Antarctica into the 51st state. Penguin genocide is at an all time high.

Source: Military

Where do cats come from? in c/[email protected]
Nintendo boss Doug Bowser explains the $80 price for ‘Mario Kart World’ - The Washington Post in c/[email protected]
[–] TokenEffort 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Breaking news: company wants money. What they'll do for money will totally shock you! They sold products in exchange for money! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 No way!

Whats your favourite sound? in c/[email protected]
[–] TokenEffort 5 points 2 days ago

A dog sniffing, snorting, or snoring.

You're telling me some stickers changed the trajectory of my life? in c/0x255
[–] TokenEffort 2 points 2 days ago

Changing my name led to a lot of growth since I was neglected and abused for several years before it. I never considered even getting a job until after I changed my name, and, well I now have my favorite job ever.

Some stickers on my phone of Nintendo characters started a conversation with a random person who is now my boyfriend. I just love him so goddamn much

You're telling me some stickers changed the trajectory of my life? in c/0x255
[–] TokenEffort 2 points 2 days ago

Lol no, a name change

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You're telling me some stickers changed the trajectory of my life? (self.0x255)
submitted 2 days ago by TokenEffort to c/0x255
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In the same universe where what the government legally calls me did the same thing? Makes sense. A $77 fancy paper and some stickers with the product of a billion dollar century old company did more for me than... my parents!

Do you have any tattoos, piercings, or scars that you regret? in c/[email protected]
[–] TokenEffort 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've been trying for years to move out and never see them again. Thankfully I now have an opportunity to relatively soon 🎉 I'm looking forward to being able to exist as a human being without every single thing about me being a joke.

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Am I cursed by Satan because the 666-6666 car service jingle is stuck in my head? (self.OnlyStupidQuestions)
 

WORLDWIDE AND NATIONWIDE, 666-6666, THE NUMBER SIX!

Scandal Rule in c/[email protected]
[–] TokenEffort 7 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Now everyone will amputate their arms to fit the new beauty standard

Does being unable to yawn make you drowsy? in c/[email protected]
[–] TokenEffort 1 points 4 days ago

the silence speaks volumes. guess it's just me, who gets extra drowsy when I can't yawn

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Does being unable to yawn make you drowsy? (self.asklemmy)
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I hate having to fight for my humanity (self.vent)
 

The longer I live, the more I'll need to fight to just be a human being. What is the point of living if I'm only going to be seen exclusively as That Shit? I envy all the actual people who get to be actual human beings. Like, Toby Fox made those popular games, but if that were me, that stupid disorder made the game. It's popular because that stupid shit made me talented and smart. But if I lost interest in making games, that stupid shit made me uninterested. Just fucking eradicate that stupid fake shit already. Everyone is suffering from something with an actual name, definition, and treatment. That stupid puzzle piece shit is only an excuse to give up on children not worth anyone's time. It's fucking fake and it destroys lives before they can even start.

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Everyone has childhood memories and I just have a huge void. (self.0x255)
submitted 1 week ago by TokenEffort to c/0x255
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My life started when Fire Emblem Three Houses came out. After then I actually remember stuff without using video games to describe time periods. Everything before Smash Ultimate is fuzzy, and everything before Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is traumatic and splotchy. I wish I could just erase all memories before Three Houses. I'd be so much better without it. Even better, erase all memories before I bought Animal Crossing New Horizons since 2019 was one of the worst years of my life although I grew exponentially.

I wish the past was gone.

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Life is a game I've already beaten and I keep replaying old levels trying to relive experiences I'll never get again. (self.0x255)
submitted 1 week ago by TokenEffort to c/0x255
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Are game announcements more fun than the games nowadays? (self.asklemmy)
 

Are games just getting more and more boring lately like everything is so uninspired and older games are just as bad now like is there any entertainment media that's even entertaining anymore or are they just made to make you look at ads and product placement and loot boxes

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Sleeping is so much better with a big dog on top of you. (self.0x255)
submitted 1 week ago by TokenEffort to c/0x255
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So nostalgic for January 1 - January 20, 2020 (self.0x255)
submitted 1 week ago by TokenEffort to c/0x255
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Just absolute stillness before that happened

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What is the point of living if everything you do is out of your league but not doing them makes you a burden? (self.goodoffmychest)
 

Yeah having a job is So Grown for me, a worthless thing below society, but not having a job makes me a burden. Showering is So Fancy but not showering makes me a burden. Doing my chores and being responsible is So Wannabe Grown but if I don't do them I'm a burden. What is the point of living if I get bullied for everything I do because it's "trying to be grown" at fucking 26 years old? Right it's so funny that I want to be grown up so badly that I work a job and take care of my body, that's so fucking funny. I really should have killed myself when I originally wanted to at 7 to spare myself from twenty more years of the same bullying and abuse.

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Is there anything better than cuddling with your significant other on the ninetieth floor of a luxury building (self.0x255)
submitted 2 weeks ago by TokenEffort to c/0x255
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Every game console released after 2000 is technically a Game & Watch. (self.showerthoughts)
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