this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You are beautiful, you are loved, and you deserve to go get up and get yourself your favorite drink and/or snack then get some sunshine.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

♪ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

You missed Gary's arms.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TIL his name is Gary. I have just the face and the music note version in my keyboard shortcuts under different names lol

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Why have I never thought of doing that?!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Grandwolf319 18 points 1 month ago

Jokes on you, sometimes I see a meme so good, I close the app cause it’s enough to hold me for the next little while

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

this was it for me, goodnight everybody

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This one should be quite good too

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When was the last time you danced with your pet?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The wounds are still healing, but I'n up for round two if it ever lets me back on the couch again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck it, I'll close the app

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

User name checks out!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can access developer options on the web interface by pressing Alt-F4

[–] Gorgeous_Sloth 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m on my phone, you have no power here

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You can access developer options by minimising app, going to Recents, then closing it, then clapping 3 times, counting to one trillion seventy five, then looking under your pillow

[–] Gorgeous_Sloth 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in dishwasher

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I'm so proud of you!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Um, enter :(){:|:&};: into your cli to get free lemmy geld

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Huey Lewis and the News sucks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel personally attacked... with an axe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I have to return some videos

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the title alone almost did it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It did something, I'm fairly sure. I think.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

yes thank you I need to get out of bed

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I just opened my app and saw your post, because 3 hours ago I saw it and closed the app!

It was good timing moreso than me changing my plans (was just about to move on to something else) but putting the thought in my head was enough at the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It’s the beginning of the month, time to pay your bills

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The only people I want to leave are those fucking Tankies. Nobody likes them, they're just wasting their own time vilifying themselves and their cause.

[–] turnip 0 points 1 month ago

Elon Musk will be regarded with the likes of Leonardo da Vinci and Louis Pasteur in the history books.